It’s got what plants crave.
The Media: “He’s just Plain Folks! The common man’s entertainment at the Royal Palace!”
Idiocracy was so much more benign. I wish it was idiocracy.
Camacho would make a far better president. He actually appointed the smartest man alive to fix things.
I would even go as far as to say he was the ideal president. He brought in experts and let them do their thing and had the charisma to keep his nation together and inspire people.
Camacho was a GREAT President. Actually paid attention to the fact that his people were starving / running out of burrito coverings, found someone smarter than him to fix a problem he didn’t understand, and gave that person the authority to implement a solution without micromanaging.
But there’s the other side of it too, that usually get ignored.
Camacho also showed that when someone jerks him around and wrecks the world economy, he will happily send them for ‘rehabilitation’. I think there’s a lot of people in our government and business world that could use some ‘rehabilitation’.
Sometimes a president needs to throw hands.
I’d settle for not rug sweeping people who loot the economy… Doesn’t even have to do it himself he can let the justice department do it for him.
To be fair Trump did the same thing. Only that for some reason he thought Musk was the smartest man alive and fixing things means something entirely different in Trumps world.
Idiocracy was optimistic.
Ideocracy: People don’t have the mental capacity to see what’s wrong. The ruling elite is just stupid.
Current timeline: People know exactly what’s wrong and are captured in a system spiraling to the bottom. The ruling elite does the wrong thing on purpose because of expected personal gains.This is not Ideocracy. It’s oligarchy.
The guy gets a beautiful home to live in rent-free, and he trashes it. I hope he never gets funding for that stupid ballroom, and he has to spend his entire presidency staring out at a giant muddy hole of his own making, like the ghetto slumlord he is at his core.
He totally trashed the place. Fitting.
What a fucking circus. I hope he never gets funding for his stupid ballroom, and he has to spend his entire presidency looking at a giant fucking muddy hole of his own creation, like the Slumlord he knows he is at his core.
I have been thinking about this and I don’t know if he even needs funding. He just tells construction companies to do things without a worry about a budget and if the money never comes they can probably sue for damages anyway.
There is stupid, and there is trust Trump to pay you as a contractor with the backup plan to sue the federal government if it goes bad.
Trump has never knowingly paid in full for any work he’s commissioned. Anyone who takes on work he’s offering should know that in advance.
Its actually the safest time to work for him because he isn’t using his own money.
It would be a master stroke of engineering and carpentry to get it done before his presidency ends even with completely smooth sailing to the end starting today, and the next President, even if a Republican, would likely scrap it as the boondoggle it is.
It’s not going to be properly engineered. It’ll fall apart in just a few years, but sound, responsible engineering isn’t Trump’s style.
And then pocket the money! What? The last guy did it all the time? /s
He already has funding to finish it. They can’t continue construction because of the lawsuit.
As if they ever cared about laws or lawsuits, they can’t finish it cause he already spent the money
No, they literally can’t continue because of the judges order.
Yeah cause that stopped him every other time
I think this time he is just letting it play out. It looks bad on the Democrats just leaving it like it is.
That is possible, didn’t consider that
This is a perfect depiction of the USA as it has been for my entire life. There’s a nice house over there, that they do things you’re not invited to. Then there’s where the rest of us live that’s torn down and worn down.
I bet President Camacho didn’t fuck kids
President Camacho also put the smartest person he could find in charge of fixing problems.
Instead of firing all the ones he was legally allowed to (and firing many others that he was not)
" ‘I have fired the horse catcher’
- the horse"
- John Mulaney
Especially not his own daughter
Well, the one he can remember anyway
They blew right past idiocracy a long time ago.
I cringed so hard reading someone trying to explain what an octagon is.
I’m not really sure how many people know or don’t know what an octagon is, but it reads like some religios weirdos talking about video games or something. This “controller” is used for the demon to enter the body.
Used to think Idiocracy was dystopian. Turns out it’s the utopian version of events.
“Welcome to Costco, I love you” does sound pretty good right now.
Also a better version of Starbucks
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And he genuinely cared about the country.
And he could put his ego aside for his country. Eventually.
We’re still at least 5-6 presidents from getting to Camacho.
We’re working our way there!..
It figures that this guy’s favorite “sport” is two people just beating the shit out of each other. He’s the American Caligula, if he could order them to fight to the death, he would.
I’m sure that’s coming
No need to disparage combat sports. They are probably the fairest type of sport there is. A soccer team you need a field, a ball, uniforms and 11 players plus another 11 for them to practice with.
In combat sorts you just need two guys and you don’t even need clothes.
With some of the comments he’s made in the past, it’s more like two nearly naked sweaty men hugging each other and rolling around on the ground together is what he’s interested in seeing…
Idiocy would make for a utopia compared to what we’re stuck with, which is malice. The future we’re building is much darker than the one depicted in Idiocracy.
Sometimes I think Trump watched Idiocracy and thought it was an instructional video
Hey! Whoa! C’mon now! That’s totally unfair to say!!!
…trump would never take advice from a movie where a muscular black man is president.
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Is his name “Bubba”?
Would you not?
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Good, more for me!
Musk actually did… chainsaw and all.
As usual, they will do whatever they feel like in the moment, regardless of reason or hypocrisy or morals. You know the type.
