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minus-squareHapankaali@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoTo be honest, I don’t remember. I’m better at remembering the juicy and hilarious stuff, like God casting Greater Bear Summon and a bunch of children immediately pulling aggro.
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoI just checked. He had sex with his neighbors wife Bathsheba, impregnated her and arranged her husbands death.
minus-squarenickiwest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoAnd he is described in the Bible as “a man after God’s own heart.”
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 day agoHe was punished though. The Bible, especially the old testament is hard to understand.
To be honest, I don’t remember. I’m better at remembering the juicy and hilarious stuff, like God casting Greater Bear Summon and a bunch of children immediately pulling aggro.
I just checked. He had sex with his neighbors wife Bathsheba, impregnated her and arranged her husbands death.
And he is described in the Bible as “a man after God’s own heart.”
He was punished though. The Bible, especially the old testament is hard to understand.
… David?