Rotting cabbages and tomatoes are vegan alternatives to eggs, steeped in tradition and inexpensive.
It’s reusable too, so it is environmentally friendly as well. If you hit them the first time you don’t even have to throw it the second time, just keep it in your hand.
Eating the fascist IS the vegan alternative.
Rotten 🍅.
Won’t anyone think of the bacteria?
The Marsha P. Johnson school of resistance. Love it.
Molotov cocktail
Not with these gas prices
Just take a quick walk to the US, gas is still pretty cheap there
Why would you pay for gas?

Don’t steal from other people’s cars. That’s another working class person most likely. Even the expensive cars are probably all just horrible loans. Can’t be sure. Steal from your landlords car or a corporate exec if you can confirm it. But better to just offset the cost in other ways that Target corps. Pun intended.
Oligarchs playing 4d chess here, can’t get molotov’d if no one can afford gasoline.
I’ve got some leftover kerosene from the winter. Let’s go!
Billionaire dieing in a fire, priceless. Take some photos, pretend to be a bystander, profit. It’s their game, why not…
Millions of years ago some poor animal died to become that oil for that molotov
Fossil fuels is a very misleading name. Almost all oil is from plants and algae.
Gasoline is vegan
Heard it here first, folks!
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Lord Quas!
Madlib…
Now þat’s a compelling argument for veganism.
I’m pretty sure even the llms’ response at this point is “oh, it’s that muppet with the thorn”, same as the rest of us.








