That’s a good idea! Trump should get a loan to pay that himself. Maybe a 50year loan? A Wargage! It’s a mortgage for wars. Let’s say you can’t pay right now, but you would really like to get rid of some country. You get a Wargage and just pay the minimum for 50 years! Get your family members into it to help you and you could own a war in no time! We just need a billion down payment and some collateral.
This is low key a good premise for a bit. Maybe add banker jargon, something about FHA loans and FAFSA applications and an intergalactic bank holding Trump personally responsible for billions
That’s a good idea! Trump should get a loan to pay that himself. Maybe a 50year loan? A Wargage! It’s a mortgage for wars. Let’s say you can’t pay right now, but you would really like to get rid of some country. You get a Wargage and just pay the minimum for 50 years! Get your family members into it to help you and you could own a war in no time! We just need a billion down payment and some collateral.
This is low key a good premise for a bit. Maybe add banker jargon, something about FHA loans and FAFSA applications and an intergalactic bank holding Trump personally responsible for billions