am just gonna say in my head “eww someone’s driving fascist owned cars” or smth
Remove the valve stem cores, reinstall valve caps. Have fun with ur random flats for the next week.
The problem with that is that the first tire tech who responds to the flats, will spot the missing valve stems, and replace rhem. It also takes a lot of time to do it.
The better move is to just unscrew the caps, and drop a BB in the cap and screw it back on. The BB will press slightly on the valve stem, and cause a slow leak. The tire tech will search and search for the source, but he’s unlikely to look in the cap, and he probably won’t notice the BB in the cap anyway, so it will become an ongoing problem.
Go back to my home and start a government petition to legalise pedestrians carrying rocket-propelled grenade launchers to better handle situations like this
Mix glitter and superglue in a water balloon
Or put bleach in a water balloon. Will fuck the paint up if they don’t remove it quickly and they might not notice their car got bleached bombed until it’s too late.
Am climbing over that
Call the cops and wait there to watch it get towed.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cop do anything that could be called useful. I mean I’m sure they must occasionally, but I cannot attest to it.
Move to a civilized country then.
I don’t think the cops would go out for just one car parked over the crossing lines
In my city they do, and you get a fine in addition to the impoundment fees.
I’d be like 🤌. Maybe even 🤌🤌.Hint: the plate on the car behind the black onenevermind, it’s France. I’d read an “I” at first.
I mumble “what an asshole” and move on with my life
But but… it’s a Tesla!!!@!
The least you could do is molotov it.
Asshole is an asshole, regardless of a car brand… but lemmy absolutely hates anything and everything Tesla.
The least you could do is molotov it.
Not if you’re in a low emision zone.
Fair point
It’s a rich wanker as always. I live in a pretty affluent area and the wealthy think they can break the traffic laws all the time.
Get my flipper and open the charging port!
I dont think the police would care that much if I called them about an improperly parked car. I’d call them anyways and use my best Sheldon Cooper impression and make a huge deal out of it.
Seems like a valid reason to go full Karen mode.
Wrong place.
And also, who tf parks so wrong?
If it’s a hot day, I rub my genitals on the windscreen. Really get a nice smearing action on that glass. Then I leave a note saying I did what I did because they parked like an arsehole.
Maybe covering everything with cars and car infrastructure was a bad idea.
