• Deacon@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    That’s why the neuralink is coming. Think of all the unrealized ad revenue when we’re doing things like sleeping, or puking, or fucking OP’s mom.

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      11 hours ago

      vomits so hard I blow a blood vessel in my eye

      banner ad rolls into the bottom of my vision and the voice of my mother fills my ears

      “Pepto Bismol! 2 for $10! Buy NOW for SAME DAY SHIPPING! Blink twice to BUY NOW!”

      “please stop, I’m just hungover”

      a different banner ad rolls into the top of my vision and the voice of Sam Elliot rumbles into my ears

      “How about a bit of the hair of the dog then cowboy. Buy 2 Fifths of whiskey and get a third for free. Buy now and it’ll arrive right when you get off of work.”

      vomits again