I relate to this one, like half of the posts or comments I make are edited because i just always find a way to forget something or make a spelling error lol
I relate to this one, like half of the posts or comments I make are edited because i just always find a way to forget something or make a spelling error lol
Fellas help me out with that Lemmyrizz, what is the appropriate response if a girl sends you this
“I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
Btw, nice tits”
100%
Absurd could be taken the wrong way though
“The back of your head is ridiculous!”
“Better switch to a messaging app with end-to-end encryption if you want to share pictures like this https://signal.org/install”
Let your eyeballs pop out of your head, your tongue unfurl onto the floor, your heart beat through your chest and spring back inside, all while either howling, whistling, or going with the classic “YEAH, BABY!”
This has worked for me literally every single time.
I usually drop to my hands and knees, panting with my tongue out and banging a fist on the floor.
You say ‘hubba hubba’.
Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.
Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it’s the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.
I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.
Pro-tip for the final stages: most phones can do slow-mo for any grand moments you’d like to capture.
I don’t normally share my secret recipes.
Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool)?
Cartoon NSFW
Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises
Surely that isn’t anatomically accurate, is it?
Also, do ducks even have balls?
No, it isn’t. Ducks usually have smaller eyeballs and no clothes. Their testicles are internal and the featherless penis is pink, thinner and more twisted (but can be as long as the rest of the body).