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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

You're favorite day is TODAY

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You're favorite day is TODAY

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • RidderSport@feddit.org
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    7 days ago

    …unofficial day… that gives people official permission…

    Something doesn’t work here

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      Something doesn’t work here

      That’s the spirit!

    • warbond@lemmy.world
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      Let me speak to the day’s manager, please

      • kubica@fedia.io
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        There’s officially no manager.

    • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
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      The people celebrating, for one

  • Enchanted@lemmy.world
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    Celebrate? You underestimate just how lazy I am.

    • vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world
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      You ARE lazy, right?

      • The Velour Fog @lemmy.world
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        Oh don’t get me started…

        • vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world
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          I was worried an OG Futurama run reference would go unanswered, thanks for making my day!

  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I declare this day International Lazy Day.

  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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    I’ll do it tomorrow.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Retired people:

  • macniel@feddit.org
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    Dude, it’s already the tenth.

  • MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world
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    I have one of these 5 days a week, I call it work.

  • The Velour Fog @lemmy.world
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    Maybe that’s why I’ve got like zero energy today

  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    I am favorite day is TODAY?

    • tomi000@lemmy.world
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      Yes you are

  • sidebro@lemmy.zip
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    No you can be that day

  • Mr.Chewy@lemmy.world
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    Jokes on you! We have an OFFICIAL lazy day (may 1st)

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      No, that’s the start of outdoor fucking…

      • Mr.Chewy@lemmy.world
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        In the balkans, that’s every day

        • vrek@programming.dev
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          It was a reference to https://youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A?is=d_ClU6GU_32S5EFH

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    “You are favorite day is TODAY”

    How is it hard to get your/you’re correct?

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    Downvoted for mixing homophones!

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