Bullshit. No way the airport employee world be able to move that mountain of festering shit.
“What is that smell!?”
“The tacos come pre-enshittified” rolls for deception
It’s ‘The Beast’ catering cart.
It’s able to filter out bioweapons, it’s nuclear-blast proof, it’s motorized so you can’t tell if it’s empty or loaded and it keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool.
Should be 4 guys struggling to tow it with a big rope
Would have been funny to just roll it out onto the tarmac and forget about it.
Some poor flight attendant reaches for a ginger ale and ends up face to face with the monster under Ivanka’s bed.
Man, there goes history rhyming again…
This is almost perfect, just need to add the stink lines.
This is when I find I’m getting my news in meme form.
Same. I had to look it up:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2g90vvy62o
I hope I find out about his demise from a meme.
Move over Sadam
It has begun
That’s so stupid. If you were a terrorist looking for Trump in hiding, wouldn’t the place with the fast food and diet soda be the first place you look???
it’d be regular soda.
I think he switched places with vance
Diet soda is more unhealthy than regular soda. And hes fat and fat ppl love diet soda.
Not this again
source?
Is this the next iteration of Saddam meme?
Fake news. There’s no way his fat ass could fit inside one of those little carts. I’ll readily believe the coward hid in an airplane catering truck, but no way in hell was he crammed into the actual cart. Sweet references though, upvotes all around. Either way though, I hope food safety inspects for fecal contamination, probably needs to be hosed out and sanitized.
Yeah that’s what I was wondering. Catering truck as in the vehicle with the lift that is used to load up a plane sounds more reasonable than a push cart.
"We have the best 🙌 hiding 🫣techniques👨🔧 . Tremendous high 🫡intelligence 🧐. People 🤺say 💬 it’s like nothing 🚫you’ve ever seen 👀in the history 📜of seeing.
Jeffrey was the only real friend I ever had 😭."
Probably thought he was emptying the septic tank because it smelled like burger shits.
He had snacks? Imagine the comfort of just lying in there and popping cola and tacos, while someone else has to do the cleanup.
Catering Cart One?
Or would the callsign be Executive One?
When he’s in it, Air Cart 1. Once he leaves, #2 Cart 1
Meal Truck 1, come in. This is Meal Team 6, do you copy?
I’m OOTL what the shit happened now?
He was scared in Iran so he snuck out in a catering cart to get on the airplane
He got on ANOTHER airplane and left his staff and reporters on the one he assumed would be attacked.
Lmao what a shitty person. I already knew he was, but WOW
Taco Truck Trump
