You had me at homes.
Sup
I want you
To want me
I need you
To become drastically more affordable
and the cheeky terrorism
cute!
might delete later
Where is my pronoun bike garage?
I’m more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He’ll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.
Bi-cycles for everyone!
fingerguns
Seriously, what kind of right centrist home nonsense is this image.

Is it safe to have that many bees near a meth lab?
i’m not a beeologist or a methodist but i’d think so
Meth makes your blood sugar spike. That’s so they’d probably all od.
Well we do need more bees
I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”
I wish I had a gay room.
My room came out as trans in 2019. The entire family was very supportive.
Have you thought of some colourful throw pillows, a few LED strips, and jaunty polka playing in the background? Many the dour room has been turned gay with the addition of a little colour and music.
“Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!”
Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen
Kitchen is where I wanna fuck my boywife
Oh yeah? Well i wanna … boy. … my fuckwife… dammit you guys already took the good ones
We have a match…
Funny, I want a boywife in my kitchen!
Then do you even need a gay room?
that doesn’t have to be gay
I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule
It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.
Is the “Gay Room” being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅
Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you’re renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.
Cleaned version

OK i got burned by this before, OP means left handed people.
It just hit me how small-knitted fediverse is. I know what recent lemmy post comment you are referencing.
Not the fediverse. The threadiverse is only a little part of the fediverse. I have multiple lemmy accounts and seriously question if that makes any senes at all. Often happen run into some people with multiple accounts 🥸
When do I move in?
Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
Yes, if you have heard from other people that this car is a pleasure to drive ;)
Uh, do you buy a car from a phone number scrawled on the inside of a porta-potty?
That geo prism lasted me through college.
that’s complicated or am I getting it wrong?
What is a pleasure for one, may not be for you. Different folks, different strokes.
The probability that it would be for me too is higher. We are all people, after all.
Can’t say I agree. Most people don’t seem to critically evaluate their purchases, especially expensive ones. I’ve gotten tons of bad advice from people that just bought into the hype on some shiny thing they saw a commercial for or a influencer talking about. People are fools. I try not to buy anything I haven’t laid hands on myself.
there are definitely people who preorder cars
People are these days through things like carvana “we’ll deliver the car you pick online straight to you front door” (grabs the one in the back that won’t sell because of the loud AC and it rides a bit wonky, hoping your need of a car out weighs the hassle of sending it back)
Lots of people have boundaries about sex before marriage for moral reasons. That doesn’t make them insane.
If they try to force you into doing the same, that makes them assholes.
Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3





















