They’re pro data center now too, daddy donny told em to change their minds
That’s a hard glizzy to hork
Americans are for this shit, only explanation. They’re crying with tears of joy. Surprised you didn’t tack on ICE, to me that’s the biggest one.
if I was president i’d have sent firefighters to Canada, not fucking tariffed them for smoke
Don’t forget the diarrhea lettuce
What is it with right-wing populists and being undone by lettuces? Liz Truss in Britain is now synonymous with the lettuce, and she had a simillarly laxative effect on the economy.
The Taylor Farms diarrhea lettuce and diarrhea jalapeño peppers, specifically. The same Taylor Farms that donated to a Trump-aligned super PAC six days before the announced delay of food safety regulations.
ETA: this is only meant to name and shame a big offender, but all large corpos benefit from the disgusting deregulation rampant here in the United Shits of America :’)
See also: Slave labor
They love swallowing. They’re the greatest at it. Nobody swallows better than MAGA! thank you for your attention to this matter.
They love swallowing,
They are the greatest at it,
maga swallows best!
i would put your haiku on my fridge if i could.
That haiku is great
You can put it up on your
Refrigerator
Dry erase markers?
The only thing inaccurate about this meme is the dude’s expression of discontent.
Republicans, especially maga, would enthusiastically let Trump shit in their mouth if it meant a ‘librul’ would have to smell it.
They are happy to fall on the sword so long as it causes harm to some out-group. They love that shit.
Don’t forget ink in the tofu
MAGA will shit wildly from eating literal hot dogs, now that we got bad beef.
Starving Cuba
And let’s also not forget the coup d’etat in Venezuela
Dying from dysentery like it’s Oregon Trail
… Wild horse meat?
Conspiracy theory since the BLM is selling rounded up wild horses to buyers and then those buyers are suspected of selling to slaughter houses. Meanwhile the administration is waiving tariffs to import lean meat trimmings without specifying the source countries. The theory is those two things are directly linked.
Me over here really wondering what horse brisket tastes like. Can someone make that one real so I can live out my dreams.
Fuck now I really want a hotdog.
Is that a reference to something? I feel like some comedy bit featured someone saying “that makes me want a hotdog real bad”. Maybe a false memory on my part.
Legally Blonde 2
Only “Ask me about my wiener” from I think Accepted(?) comes to mind.
But no I’m just hungry.
Buy Canadian.
Fascist or satire?
Dude. Satire.
Never can tell
Obama and Biden are the cause of all the problems right now and I’m glad someone else is brave enough to standup and say it here.
Bravo.
That’s a weird way to write Reagan and Bush
Strait of Hormuz
Missed it by that much.
JB (RIP) only guaranteed a GOP win.
Oh please Biden is the puppet Obama is the puppet master.
Biden is the puppet Obama? WTF man?
Yes Obama’s been controlling him since he was born.
OMG. I know what my Halloween costume is for this year!
An ageless Obama controlling a Biden toddler because I already had that idea so get your own.
