We’ve been to space. A satelitte left our planetary system. And now there is this Guy.
This timeline is wild
Sounds like he’s not even attracted to women, only forces himself to have sex with one because he really really likes kids.
Wonder why.
45 years sold.and I just learned that according to this, gay sex is my favourite. I feel like I’ve suddenly become man of culture
This is one of the gayest things I’ve ever read.
Dude lives full-time in Narnia.
No, dude. Narnia is far too cool a destination for this jackass.
Then I prefer to have Gay Sex with Women because I want that my Kids have a great future and at the moment those Old people ruin it for all.
If I’m getting things straight (pun intended), this guy is telling us thinking about someone else’s pleasure is gay.
More gay people please!
some people are just fucking stupid.
it’s amazing just how succinctly this statement sums up pretty much everything these days. Beautifully said…
i just dont know what else to say. Big Damo said it best.
Dear boys,
Making yourself happy is making a guy happy and therefore gay.
Being mad. That’s the straightest you can be.
Even gay means happy.
Don’t be happy (gay), stay mad (straight).
Checkmate, atheists.
I am pretty sure most of MAGA is already doing that.
And yet his orgasm – ejaculation – is not gay?
of course not.
Whats more masculine than having another masculine mans lips around your cock, working in up and down in just the most masculine satisifying way before injecting your bro with a big testosterone fueled hot load of manliness.
Aaaand aaaand a nice payload of minerals and protein. Strokes hair “Shhhh, Shhhh, you did a good, bro. Enjoy your post workout shake that’s definitely not gay.”
Anyways ladies, now that you’ve been sold on the idea of gay sex…
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I’m sorry but none of this is real. There’s no way anyone can possibly be this stupid. We are clearly living in a massive simulation where the programmers are taking bets over how fucking surreal they can make right wing politics before it stops being viable. Clearly our entire existence is a political science experiment for an unfathomably advanced civilization. There’s no other explanation.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
If this is real, he’s obviously some kind of deranged lunatic, and it’s kind of sad, but also kind of funny.
He should be our next President
She seems into it, maybe we are kink shaming here. (this is the only thing that makes sense to me)
These MAGA influencers keep getting caught beating women. She’s probably just physically trapped.
This just in: Having sex with women is gay. The manliest sex is between two (or more) men.
Well, MAGA has always had a figurative (and, apparently, literal) boner for Spartans.
Which is JUST. SO. ODD.
The Spartans routinely got their assess kicked, often by folks like the all gay Sacred Band of Thebes. Even the vaunted last stand at Thermopylae was a LOSS as the pass was forced by the Persians. And they didn’t even do that alone. The 700 Thespians died there alongside them AND the Thespians didn’t have this so-called macho warrior culture of “never retreat in the face of death” they just thought it was the right thing to do (which makes them the more heroic in my book).
There was no “culture of freedom” in Sparta. The only reason they had a massive army was to keep their slaves, the helots, from revolting. They literally couldn’t campaign for very long because they were afraid their slaves would rise up and kill everyone they left at home.
The only reason they came out on top in the Peloponnesian war was because the Athenians (who were also assholes) got ravaged by a plague.
Then about 70 years later, some Macedonian comes along and says “Nope, I’m the greatest damn Greek of all time”.
Yes the more men the less gay is my understanding.
There shall be no loose fudge in my heterosexual utopia.
As long as you’re trying to impregnate them sure, not gay at all apparently.
One more time, with feeling.
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wives?
Only if she gets wet in the process.
Then Ben Shapiro is not gay.
I’m pretty sure one of these idiots literally did say that this year.
