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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 天前

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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 天前
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    17 天前

    The photo has taken Jana from behind.

    • Jokulhlaups@lemmy.world
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      17 天前

      no, op just flipped the image horizontally

      • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz
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        17 天前

        No, cause this is sunset, which happens when the sun sets in the west.

        West is left, which means this picture was not flipped, just taken from an unintended angle.

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          Everyone knows that West is left. And 4 Wests makes a North

        • bss03@infosec.pub
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          17 天前

          West is left

          Only when you are facing north. If you are facing south, it is to your right.

          I’m assuming your post was missing a “/s”, intentionally or not. But, replying as if your post was not sarcastic.

        • spacehulk@lemmy.zip
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          16 天前

          FUCKING LOL!

      • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
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        16 天前

        No that’s nonsense, then the beach would be backwards!

      • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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        17 天前

        deleted by creator

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    17 天前

    It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      17 天前

      What’s so funny about
      ⸮uⱜᧈduƧ ¿nɹɐqnS ⸮ꓴЯꓮꓭꓴƧ ¿ꓵꓤꓯꓭꓵꓢ

      Edit: even with the ✦ in the logo, “URABUS” is no more funny than Uranus the planet, and that’s overdone

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        17 天前

        You’re a bus

  • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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    17 天前

    You may not like it but this is what peak romance looks like.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    17 天前

    All this time I thought I was a freak, but I’ve never in my whole life done ANAJ.

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      17 天前

      Here, have this:

      ❤️ AИA𐐢

      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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        17 天前

        SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

        • boonhet@lemmy.zip
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          17 天前

          I have a vague memory of that phrase being spelled exactly like that, but I have no idea what the original source is. I think I remember it from a clan name in GunZ online (and a private server at that) from back when that was a thing.

  • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    17 天前

    That sand is gonna be painful.

    • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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      17 天前

      People romanticize sex on the beach … until they actually try it. You can make it work but fuck me why bother?

      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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        If you never fuck in the sand, you’ll never get vagina pearls.

        • bss03@infosec.pub
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          17 天前

          I feel like that’s a relevant Eleanor Shellstrop (character from “The Good Place”) quote here, but I couldn’t find it in my Internet searching.

          • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            17 天前

            BORTLES!!!🍾🔥

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        17 天前

        Same with shower sex.

        • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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          16 天前

          Everything that should be wet is dry and everything that should be dry is wet. Make it make sense.

        • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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          17 天前

          You know those kinds of showers where just looking at them makes you feel poor? Those ones can be fun to fuck in if you properly apply the silicone lube.

      • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net
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        17 天前

        Not all beaches are sandy

      • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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        17 天前

        Bucket list. Live and learn. Big towel helps.

  • Runwaylights@lemmy.world
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    17 天前

    “Will you do me?”

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    17 天前

    It’s backwards. That says Jana [loves]. The question is who does Jana love?

    /s

  • ProdigiousInsanity@lemmus.org
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    16 天前

    Before we got married: meh, it’s not a deal breaker. After we got married: fuck off

  • Tiral@lemmy.world
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    He’s just being honest why he married her.

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