More than 167,000 pounds of meat are being recalled across the United States after being produced without proper federal inspection, according to the United States Department of Agriculture.
It’s a gradual building process, but some perks happen very quickly. Like your whole body being in distinctly less pain - that can happen in days depending on your inflammation status. Or being super bloated because you started eating way too much fiber way too soon, that can happen in a day.
After a few years you may find your immune system starts to become superhuman. Not even joking, it’s kind of wild how much more resilient I am to sickness these days. Getting sick far less frequently, symptoms consistently becoming laughably mild, and duration is far shorter too.
once you go vegan you instantaneously get the power of a smug sense of superiority. though, admittedly, it doesn’t do anything but make you an annoying asshole.
How long until I get my Vegan powers?
They start the first time you can mention you are vegan in a conversation that isn’t about food or animal products.
I use arch btw.
Arch is the veg-pescetarian of Linux. If you’re going to act smug, at least install Gentoo or one of the “fully free” distros.
The meme is Arch btw.
I also do CrossFit, do you even lift bro?
It’s a gradual building process, but some perks happen very quickly. Like your whole body being in distinctly less pain - that can happen in days depending on your inflammation status. Or being super bloated because you started eating way too much fiber way too soon, that can happen in a day.
After a few years you may find your immune system starts to become superhuman. Not even joking, it’s kind of wild how much more resilient I am to sickness these days. Getting sick far less frequently, symptoms consistently becoming laughably mild, and duration is far shorter too.
I stopped craving junk food and lost the pudge I’d been carrying most of my life.
🙄
It’s milk n’ eeeeeegs, bitch!
well, I’m a decade in, and still no powers D:
You have to be more righteous about it
i think that is the powers of a vegan. as far as ive ever experienced with them.
It’s a passive, you just statistically live longer and feel better.
there is education that goes along with it to actually manage nutrients/macros than just ‘go vegan’ and leave it at that
beans are not a protein that every body can digest
That’s why I said statistically. Yeah you can go vegan on oreos and french fries and drag down the stats, but on the whole vegans do better.
It know, not a great superpower.
Personally, I think that stat is going to see some dips soon, with everything being loaded with coconut oil these days.
once you go vegan you instantaneously get the power of a smug sense of superiority. though, admittedly, it doesn’t do anything but make you an annoying asshole.
It sounds like you’re a vegan…