oh, so, does he actually have aids or
That might be why he’s acting out all the time: he’s angry about the AIDS 🤷🏻
You can tell from secondary sexual characteristics, like deep voice, cubed ice, thick pitcher body, sexy, manly hands that you just want to grab you and dunk you into his pitcher over and over again until you can’t breathe…
Stupid sexy pitcher.
Feels like I’m running out of kool-aid. OH NO! oh no! oh no!
Sir, this is a Wendy’s After Dark. I’m gonna have to ask you to be at least 10% hornier.
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oh fuck, is that what i have to do to be a real man nowadays?
My walls are made of bricks. Being a man is tough around here. ☹️
whoopsie doodle my walls are made of sticks I hope no owolves find out
What do you think the red stuff is? His blood? No!
That’s a good idea. I should, at my cult I’m making, do a communion thing where we pour Hawaiian Punch, say a prayer where it’s transfigured into the blood of The Kool-Aid Man, and drink it in honor and remembrance of Him. Maybe we should also eat crackers and say they’re His flesh for reasons. And cheese, because He is a gassy god. Why do you think He breaks down walls? So we aren’t overwhelmed by His farts. He’s so thoughtful.
Gender fluid
Blood of the innocent.
It’s his rage.
I thought it was a menstrual pitcher…
This one website I saw once, I think it was goatse, implied that he is the penis. =)
