Hope y’all are coping better than me.
I don’t get it.
It’s mainly the fact that someone not only came up with this and then pitched it but then it was greenlit.
I just happened to be having a mental breakdown and this shocked me so much it brought me out of a panic attack.
What shocked you? What are we looking at?
So we’re just gonna ignore fuckin dorito flavored beef jerky huh? Aight.
I am not really familiar enough with either product to have developed any strong feelings about them.
One more garbage product and we’ll truly have summoned Beelzebub with the unholy Trinity.
Bit late, the fat orange cunt is in the Whitehouse.
Dear Dorito’s,
What about just selling bags full of your dust? You could put it on chicken or fish…
I’ve unironically crushed up doritos to use as a breading for fried chicken before
What did you use to make it stick to the chicken
Just a basic egg wash
I can assure you, I am not. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
i know is probably hyperbole but please dont kill anyone over some beef jerky
Yeah I’m not gonna be murdering anyone anytime soon I’m just dramatic
I mean i have some requests if you change your mind
Username checks out
If you do reconsider your career, i hear there are a lot openings in DC.
