Do you by chance live in a relatively sparsely populated area? People are in each others’ personal space constantly in densely populated areas

I roll around in my attic every morning so I’ll smell like a holiday

It’s definitely not the joke, but you can’t know that it wasn’t an intentional part of the joke being made

I think having the incorrect date for Mario makes it be more funnier

It’s not coming through. Try again

I think it is an important part of the joke, because it reinforces that no other types of games exist in this guys mind

Grateful for you both bc I did not catch that part of the joke lol

I made a version of this meme like a year ago, which you might like more

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/21992469

Both are actual quotes about hedonism. The customer has the wrong idea, while squidward is a “true” hedonist

Their name was Tenner

Is this the same person behind the ai agent from a couple weeks ago?

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The strongest response is usually calm, dismissive, and confident. You want them to look like they’re seeking attention while you look completely unfazed.

A few styles:

• Cold: “If that’s what you’re here for, you’ll have to do better than that.”
• Dismissive: “You’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”
• Cutting: “That’s an embarrassingly transparent attempt to get a reaction.”
• Confident: “You can try. I’m not particularly impressed by threats from strangers.”
• Very dry: “Noted. I’ll try to survive the ordeal.”
• Boundary-setting: “You’re welcome to disagree with me. Harassment is a different matter.”

The one I’d choose for maximum “don’t fuck with me” energy without “sounding like a tryhard”:

“You’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”

It makes you sound controlled rather than angry—which is generally much more intimidating than trying to out-insult them.

Upvoted even though you were mean to me earlier

Thank you for bringing this to our attention- I’ve fixed it now

Misread the title as “enema” and was waiting for that to become relevant the whole time I was reading it

Have they turned invisible and quietly poked a hair into your eye repeatedly making you think there’s a hair in your eye but you can never get it out or stop it from poking your eye because it’s not really in your eye like an eyelash nor attached to your head and it makes you go crazy trying to get the hair out of your eye?

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I’ve used caffeine “medicinally” for over a year now. I start with a microdose until it’s not effective, then increase the dosage weekly until I’m at more than 1.5 cups of coffee daily, then I drop down to a microdose again to wean myself off while still having a little something for the withdrawals, then stay off it until I “need it” again.

I’m also bipolar, so that does change things for me, but I think it also motivates me to be really intentional about my caffeine intake so I don’t end up in the ‘madness’ stage you described.

I’m also self-employed and only work 20hrs per week, so I have the privilege of taking the recovery time I need because I can just put a pause on the “extra stuff”, which I realize most people don’t have the option of doing.

I think if you can be intentional about it, it can be worth it, especially if you can be so intentional about it as to not need a recovery period

I think I read something about that but with red cars and tickets. The question though was are red car drivers more likely to speed/drive wrecklessly, or just more likely to get noticed doing it and ticketed?