

Misread the title as “enema” and was waiting for that to become relevant the whole time I was reading it
Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity


Misread the title as “enema” and was waiting for that to become relevant the whole time I was reading it


Have they turned invisible and quietly poked a hair into your eye repeatedly making you think there’s a hair in your eye but you can never get it out or stop it from poking your eye because it’s not really in your eye like an eyelash nor attached to your head and it makes you go crazy trying to get the hair out of your eye?


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I’ve used caffeine “medicinally” for over a year now. I start with a microdose until it’s not effective, then increase the dosage weekly until I’m at more than 1.5 cups of coffee daily, then I drop down to a microdose again to wean myself off while still having a little something for the withdrawals, then stay off it until I “need it” again.
I’m also bipolar, so that does change things for me, but I think it also motivates me to be really intentional about my caffeine intake so I don’t end up in the ‘madness’ stage you described.
I’m also self-employed and only work 20hrs per week, so I have the privilege of taking the recovery time I need because I can just put a pause on the “extra stuff”, which I realize most people don’t have the option of doing.
I think if you can be intentional about it, it can be worth it, especially if you can be so intentional about it as to not need a recovery period


I think I read something about that but with red cars and tickets. The question though was are red car drivers more likely to speed/drive wrecklessly, or just more likely to get noticed doing it and ticketed?
Lol all the comments are gone but I know who it is from this comment


Wow, that is a fun fact!
I don’t actually use Purina, they just seemed the most fun to fuck with lol


I feed my cats meat because I’m too lazy to ensure they’re healthy on a vegan diet, but at least I get it for free instead of paying for it so that’s points


Yeah these are my screenshots lol


no it smells human style delicious


Have you tried powering it fully off and then back on?
Have you tried holding the shift button?
If those don’t work, I’d get a usbc adapter for a physical keyboard
The line from that scene is “be a lot cooler if you did”. I was mostly being silly, but also a little bit serious, saying it’d be cooler if you were being misandrist
My comment wasn’t misandrist.



I tried this guys service and all he did was spam me butthole pics


.world could require account approval instead of just automatically approving every account


It’s been like 8 years since I quit and still love the smell. About 4 years since I quit weed though and that already smells gross again


I did also copy their combined defed lists, but with exceptions made for multiverse and hexbear


I have a bot set up to mirror instance bans from blahaj and dbzer0 to my instance- it’s really convenient! (I set up monthly donations to not feel like a leach, but I didn’t see them come out this month- I should fix that…)
Thank you for bringing this to our attention- I’ve fixed it now