This looks indistinguishable from the vegan dinner I had just the other day

Skeletor said we gotta

Anything else I’m missing?

Lick the shower drain

Funniest kid in inpatient one week would fuck with the psychiatrist by calling it “the tuda” and it made her so mad.
“We’re putting you on latuda”
“I don’t want the tuda”
“It’s called latuda and you have to take it if you want to get out of here”
“I ain’t taking the tuda”
“LATUDA”
“We saying the same thing”
[Forehead vein becomes visible]

I get this a lot with other languages, but especially Spanish. I sound like I’m fluent, but I can’t understand it when spoken back to me for shit

Can confirm- they stopped sending me checks a while ago

I did that test too. Frickin pissed. I uploaded over a dozen dick pics just like it asked and the results were inconclusive so it said I had to do a video chat with an expert and the expert was a guy with a sock on his hand with a face painted on it and he asked me to do stuff I’m not comfortable with

It was bound to happen to somebody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93LJVlxzE_Q

My fav part about this bit you’re doing is that your pfp explicitly asks that you not use it lol

Hmm

We’re not on Lemmus, we’re on Blahaj

I just read every section that sounded relevant and he sounds like a great guy besides the religious fundamentalism. Wrote poetry, took his kids on picnics, encouraged the american public to work with Obama on stopping climate change…

Are there more than like 3 or so?

Do you by chance live in a relatively sparsely populated area? People are in each others’ personal space constantly in densely populated areas

I roll around in my attic every morning so I’ll smell like a holiday

It’s definitely not the joke, but you can’t know that it wasn’t an intentional part of the joke being made

I think having the incorrect date for Mario makes it be more funnier

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