Hmm

We’re not on Lemmus, we’re on Blahaj

I just read every section that sounded relevant and he sounds like a great guy besides the religious fundamentalism. Wrote poetry, took his kids on picnics, encouraged the american public to work with Obama on stopping climate change…

Are there more than like 3 or so?

Do you by chance live in a relatively sparsely populated area? People are in each others’ personal space constantly in densely populated areas

I roll around in my attic every morning so I’ll smell like a holiday

It’s definitely not the joke, but you can’t know that it wasn’t an intentional part of the joke being made

I think having the incorrect date for Mario makes it be more funnier

It’s not coming through. Try again

I think it is an important part of the joke, because it reinforces that no other types of games exist in this guys mind

Grateful for you both bc I did not catch that part of the joke lol

I made a version of this meme like a year ago, which you might like more

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/21992469

Both are actual quotes about hedonism. The customer has the wrong idea, while squidward is a “true” hedonist

Their name was Tenner

Is this the same person behind the ai agent from a couple weeks ago?

This link won’t open?

The strongest response is usually calm, dismissive, and confident. You want them to look like they’re seeking attention while you look completely unfazed.

A few styles:

• Cold: “If that’s what you’re here for, you’ll have to do better than that.”
• Dismissive: “You’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”
• Cutting: “That’s an embarrassingly transparent attempt to get a reaction.”
• Confident: “You can try. I’m not particularly impressed by threats from strangers.”
• Very dry: “Noted. I’ll try to survive the ordeal.”
• Boundary-setting: “You’re welcome to disagree with me. Harassment is a different matter.”

The one I’d choose for maximum “don’t fuck with me” energy without “sounding like a tryhard”:

“You’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”

It makes you sound controlled rather than angry—which is generally much more intimidating than trying to out-insult them.

Upvoted even though you were mean to me earlier

Thank you for bringing this to our attention- I’ve fixed it now

Misread the title as “enema” and was waiting for that to become relevant the whole time I was reading it