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minus-squarenoob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·3 days agoI got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food. I’m so ready for some zen sex.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·3 days ago I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Touch grass they said. The great outdoors they said.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoespecially in your dick hole
minus-squareTʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoIt was bound to happen to somebody
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoCongrats on the promotion to Vegetarian.
I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food.
I’m so ready for some zen sex.
Touch grass they said.
The great outdoors they said.
Always do tick checks
especially in your dick hole
It was bound to happen to somebody
Congrats on the promotion to Vegetarian.
Didn’t need to read this.