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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

true story

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true story

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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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    9 hours ago

    This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.

    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 hours ago

      its been on my camera roll since 2022

      • Stolas@lemmy.ca
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        9 hours ago

        I believe you. Just makes those stories worse, but people still believe them.

  • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    True, I was the table

  • Undoobitably@fedinsfw.app
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    11 hours ago

    Successful people aren’t eating at Chili’s, lol

    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.worldOP
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      10 hours ago

      sounds like you dont know what real success looks like

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        8 hours ago

        I know real success gets better ribs

        • macro_byte@programming.dev
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          7 hours ago

          Chilis is a staple of Minnesota

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Applebee’s has a bip section?

    • pheelicks@lemmy.zip
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      Yes, the barely important person section is quite big.

  • BitUnWise@programming.dev
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    I’ve only eaten at an Applebee’s once, and I assume Chili’s is the Tex Mex equivalent. Who’s eating at these places? The food is shit and it isn’t really cheaper than other places

    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.worldOP
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      middle age to old people who dont want to try anything new but want to go out for dinner

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    I didn’t know Chili’s had a VIP section. Then again I’m a poor unambitious schlub.

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      You won’t believe what happens in the Chili’s Champagne Room.

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        8 hours ago

        What’s so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?

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    Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.

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      9 hours ago

      Keep imagining while my ambition and drive continues to handily pay my Chilli’s bill

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      Thats the booth near the bar where servers roll silverware.

    • QueenHawlSera@piefed.social
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      It’s a table covered in actual chilli

      • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
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        The servers dont actually come to your table to bother you, the kitchen staff just throw the food directly from the kitchen onto your table

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      Pshh, you have to imagine? I’ve lived it buddy.

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      The chair isn’t stuck to the floor.

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    Sounds like a linkedin lunatic

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      Sounds like a manosphere influencer.

      • cinoreus@lemmy.world
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        Nah entraprenaure(the source) is a satire. But their satire is so on point most who land on their page don’t realise it’s satire.

        Here’s one of their shorts https://youtube.com/shorts/N3CiOjTDTEs

        Edit:

        https://youtube.com/shorts/L1ip6fu4N0c

        This one will make it clear it’s satire.

        • ClownStatue@piefed.social
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          Oh, I got that it was satire. Wasn’t actually subtle at all. Just sounded like satire of a Chus like Andrew Tate, or that weird “Alpha Male” dick from Twitter.

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      LunkedIn

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    Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!

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    Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.

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    And everybody clapped.

    • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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      whispered

      pay attention

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    And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1000019823

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    One of the last times I went to chili’s a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without gutting up. Chili’s has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.

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    He also got the “2 can dine for $10.99 $25.99” and ate it all.

    -price reflects adjustment for inflation.

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      Does the $26 include the cost of the gram of green he smoked to be able to eat the lovers special by himself?

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