• Nougat@fedia.io
    59·
    2 days ago

    If you can see the penis, odds are you have already seen the feet, so there is no need to wonder.

  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
    29·
    2 days ago

    Did you think of this because of the article about the guy who broke his arm due to his 14.5-inch penis?

  • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
    10·
    2 days ago

    While there might be a correlation, the guy that was packing the largest schmeat back in my army days was of average height and, IIRC, regular feet size. He was also shy and assuming, lol, and a sweetheart who brought his mom and little brother from Moldova to France on his little soldier salary. 👍

  • Kairos@lemmy.today
    9·
    2 days ago

    What

    Edit: oh it’s reversing the “big feet -> big penis” thing. The reason is you usually know someone’s feet size before you see their genetalia.

  • DUMBASS@leminal.spaceEnglish
    111·
    2 days ago

    I do, sometimes you’re watching porn and a dude just has a magnificent giant cock and quite often I wonder what size shoe they wear, but most the time I’m just admiring their massive cock.

    • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
      410·
      2 days ago

      LOL, there’s a bit! In middle school gym class, us boys had to shower together, and yeah, height = shoe size = dick. I have seent it! And the couple of black kids were indeed packing anacondas, sporting an “S” in their whitey-titites.

      And before y’all call me a perv, us little boys were going through puberty and were very concerned about this issue, checking each other on the down-low. We were also terrified of popping a random boner in those wimpy gym shorts because, damn!, those 8th grade girls were tall and fine! We were also too dumb to figure out why they skipped gym class a couple of days each month, so there’s that.

      Best part was the popular, handsome guys with toddler dicks that stuck straight out! Man, fuck 'em.

      I am the exception that proves the rule. 7.5" hard (on a good day) , 5’8", 8.5 shoe. Over and under all the way around! Whatever. Best compliment I ever got on my penis? Sitting on the rocks by the Gulf, she pulls open my jeans and her eyes bugged out. 'Nuff said.

      OK, I’m drunk, gonna brag, why not? I got stories and I’m not sure how long I’ll be on Earth. (Heart/lung issues, not suicidal.)

      Turned down a stripper neighbor. Helped her move her white-trash ass and her kids after getting evicted. She was thanking me and leaned in for a kiss, pretended to miss it, spun on my heel and walked off. Heard her stutter step on the driveway! 😆 Like I’m going let this woman manipulate me like all the other simps. Damn but was she hot!

      We went to my house to party, she didn’t seem interested, told her that her and the kids could crash, went to bed un-laid. :( Next morning I hear Saturday morning cartoons, “Aw, crap, kids are up.” She busts in the room with a butter knife, looking violent, asks if the door locks. “Um.” She pries up the door frame and jams the knife in. Fucks my brains out for a few, rolls off, “Well, that was better than I expected.”, leaves. “Um.”

      OK, one more while I’m rattling drunk.

      Gf and I were having the throw-down fight. Ya know? The final boss fight where words can’t be taken back? I won’t relate the evil shit I said.

      “Look at you! You’re scrawny, you’re an alcoholic, and if your dick wasn’t so big you wouldn’t be worth nuthin!”

      “Um.”

      I have no idea why I wrote all that.

      • LustyArgonian@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        2 days ago

        There is no outside feature on men that cam predict dick size, including height.

        When in middle school, the reason height and dick size are related is due to testosterone at that age and who is developing sooner, it isn’t per se an indication of actual adult dick size. You were just observing the influence of testosterone and puberty.

        I have met several gigantic dicks, some on short men. I have met several very tall men with tiny dicks. There is no way to know someone’s dick size until you look at their dick.

        Alcoholism will ruin your ability to get hard and your apparently one redeeming quality so you may want to get that in check or learn how to eat mad pussy

    • andallthat@lemmy.world
      2·
      21 hours ago

      Like, you know when you are walking and suddenly they Hulk out and break your shoes? Man I hate foot-boners!

  • RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 days ago

    Every day! Never once does anyone comment about the size of my feet. You’d think people on the subway would be more observant.