Eat the rich.
Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.
Not kill anyone in my town, that’s for sure. I’ve read the Gwern Death Note post
I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
I’d find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I’d go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.
I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.
No one said you could transform back…
Visit the white house. Then the congress.
I’d be pretty worried about getting caught anyway. A tiger is not small and a tiger killing somebody is not quiet, clean and subtle. Unless this is a suicide mission; having invisibility in a world where nobody’s expecting it could probably get you in a room with anyone.
Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”
Same. And then retire to the woods.
I would imagine a few more places that I would pay a visit to…
With a full belly, to the companies of many La’Sanche, retire a joyful Khajiit to make many cubs!
I’d probably transform into an invisible tiger.
Then take a nap in the sun
If light passes through you would the sun still warm you?
You’d still get warm via conduction from the heated surface below you, but that’s a neat thought
Very good point, choosing an appropriate surface would become very important.
Depends if you’re science-invisible (in which case you might be blind) or magic-invisible. Bilbo was still casting a shadow with the One Ring on, so he could sit in the sun while invisible, if he wasn’t engulfed in a fucked-up shadow world while doing it. That probably messes things up a bit.
Maybe only visible light passes through you, so you’re good.
Visible light is most of the heat in sunlight.
That’s also how the greenhouse effect works - sunlight goes through CO2, infrared from things not at 6000C doesn’t.
If physics is this strict, the flesh of your enemies is going to pass unharmed through your fangs as well, and that would be sad.
Stuff can be transparent to light but still interact with other matter.
How do you explain people jumping out of windows then, smartass?
Fucking gravity how does it work
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Man I’m old
Let me go wild…
This really is the best answer.
2 chicks at the same time.
Fuckin A
…fuckin A.
Not all women are in to a guy just because he can turn in an invisible tiger.
Willing to bet at least two are though and that’s all it takes
We won’t see.
Lick my own asshole.
Also probably do that stretchy leg thing and forget to put it down shortly afterwards.
Pounce on Calvin every single time.
I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.
Hmm. You really wouldn’t miss anything? There’s more risk if you’re visible, but you could theoretically live as a human poacher or forager in some remote place.
Well… If you insist. 😀 I think I would miss the comfort of a clean house (no insects, no fleas, no ticks- I assume there are ticks in the jungle.) If I keep thinking like a human.
I would chill tf out
What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.
Omg you’d be so Apex.
Physics experiments.
Would you don PPE?
As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.
