This works. It’s like watching an exorcism. I don’t have a lot of achievements in my life, but this was a proud moment.
I am man, and man evolved to use tools.
Having used many toys the Hitachi Wand style is probably the worst. More likely to burn a clit off than give the desired result.
Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?
Where has it been
In my fanny pack, of course.
Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That’s HAWT.
People who grew up on Nintendo, and specifically Mario Party in the early days, definitely have a particular set of skills though.
I love this because I’m pretty sure it’s why I (female) was able to beat my (male) ex at certain mini-games. Gotta rub the stick button back and forth really quickly? Oh honey, you have no chance against me.
And a burned set of palms
I’d love to try one of these on a cutie. I may even have to tie her up as all the girls i’ve been with have been thrashers
I’m sure they’re pretty cheap used. Don’t let your dreams stay dreams.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hit me with it capt’n
A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag
If you can’t bring more to a relationship than an appliance can, then you’ve got to work on yourself.
OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.
Bad human art has more soul and care than meaningless AI slop
How rude; no need to insult the guy!
explaining the joke
(A million times more than zero is still zero. Bad photoshops are so much better than AI that the comparison defies being quantified!)
Yeah, i’ll take a half or quarter assed photoshoped meme over AI slop any day. It at least has some soul to it
I regularly have people presenting to me and have to give feedback. I’m now actively looking for messy presentation slides with typos and pressing them with questions afterwards to tease out if I’m just being given an AI copy/paste output or genuine work.
“I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he get me to fire six nuts or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a magic wand vibrator, the most powerful in the world and would blow your clit clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel horny?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
I’ve decided to stop caring when people hit the special “AI slop!!1!” button on their keyboards whenever they see an image they don’t think looks natural. 20 years ago the same people would have angrily pounded the “Obvious Photoshop!!1!” button. It really doesn’t matter if they think AI is the only way to manipulate images now, as if Photoshop etc dropped off the face of the Earth. It’s like arguing over whether Superman could beat up the Hulk. It just doesn’t matter, and it doesn’t matter how much they hate AI. It’s not going away.
At least photoshop required skill to make anything convincing.
At least it required skill to make anything convincing.
…Isn’t that the joke of the post?
Who fucking cares if it’s done for a shitpost?!
“In my day we had to make our own wire…”
I agree
Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use
grabbing branches probably.
Some use the tool, others just became tools
Gently rubbing the clit.
those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy
But we still have the fear!
early on when i gave her one for xmas she was shocked (sheltered upbringing). to this day it by far the xmas gift she uses the most
The honourable way to edit images.
