It’s not that they’re shit at building nests, they’re just built to a different spec.
Pigeon is another name for rock dove, so named because they live on rocks, instead of in trees. Arboreal birds have to build their nests to cradle their eggs so they don’t fall out of trees. Rock dives just need enough stuff circling their eggs so they don’t roll away.
I had one in my previous house that build its nest on a ledge no bigger than an inch wide and everytime she laid an egg, it splattered on my back porch.
Which is amazing since pigeons are usually kinda shit at making nests:
It’s not that they’re shit at building nests, they’re just built to a different spec.
Pigeon is another name for rock dove, so named because they live on rocks, instead of in trees. Arboreal birds have to build their nests to cradle their eggs so they don’t fall out of trees. Rock dives just need enough stuff circling their eggs so they don’t roll away.
They should just lay cube eggs smh
Look I have been saving up my evolution points for a square anus or a cloaca: how much is a square cloaca?
Normal anuses (and I guess cloacas too) could adjust to squares with little effort, issue would be the square eggs.
That would be really fun to push out I imagine
Ask the wombats how they do it.
Explains why they adapted to life in human cities so well.
Pigeons make nests wherever and with whatever they can find. They make the worst nests but also the best.

That motherfucker has it figured out!
For real, I think I found my new financial planner
Why use lot stick, when few stick do trick?
I had one in my previous house that build its nest on a ledge no bigger than an inch wide and everytime she laid an egg, it splattered on my back porch.
You can clearly see how they exist cuz of us by the fact that we shitted their survival instinct