Klinger’s problem was slow reaction. Had he acted before they initially saw him, maybe. My dad was drafted in Vietnam and always told me to go right up and deep kiss the guy taking names. Although I don’t think that would work as well now.
It would work, but only to keep you from getting drafted. You’d probably be in some sort of military brig for a good long while.
Much more effective* is to shoot the bastards. We all know how much americans talk about doing it…
*I’m not going to lie here, it’s not more effective for you, just for everyone else after a few more follow your example. You’d be consigning yourself to death.
Don’t worry, it’s only a matter of time before they toss you in jail for attempting to draft dodge and forcibly detransition you, thus making you eligible.
Oops ima bigo tranny,sorry, I’m not allowed
Back in line Klinger
Klinger’s problem was slow reaction. Had he acted before they initially saw him, maybe. My dad was drafted in Vietnam and always told me to go right up and deep kiss the guy taking names. Although I don’t think that would work as well now.
what do i do if he kisses back
put a ring on it
It would work, but only to keep you from getting drafted. You’d probably be in some sort of military brig for a good long while.
Much more effective* is to shoot the bastards. We all know how much americans talk about doing it…
*I’m not going to lie here, it’s not more effective for you, just for everyone else after a few more follow your example. You’d be consigning yourself to death.
Don’t worry, it’s only a matter of time before they toss you in jail for attempting to draft dodge and forcibly detransition you, thus making you eligible.
Ever see M.A.S.H.?