You must log in or # to comment.
Besetzt
KEIN ZIMMER FREI! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
I say “occupado!” And I’m not even Spanish
“Estoy Poopin!”
Works better to tell them you’re embarrassed, or “embarazado” en español 😉
“Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.
I absolutely love this. Thank you.
It’s all fun and games until you say it to someone who happens to be a cop and then he takes it as evidence of guilt for some unspecified crime so he begins stalking and harassing you and making your life hell until you have a mental breakdown and then he books you for disorderly conduct.
Hey if they want to collect my shit as evidence, that’s totally their prerogative and I just may enjoy the show.
Not with my poop. That’s why I bring a fish tank net and a plastic bag with me everywhere
That reminds me of this scene in venture bros
I always say “come in” - no one has ever tried to come in. 😂
deleted by creator
“welcome! please have a sit”
Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.
“Occupied”
“Fuck off”
“Go away, I’m ‘batin’!”
I prefer
“OCCUPADO!”
Estoy cagando!
“I am fighting for my life in here”
“come in!”
All fun and games until your bluff gets called
It’s no bluff
This is my go to
“Come in!”
Followed by an earth-shattering shart
OCCUPADO
Australian with a nyc accent??
Occupied.
Occupied
“Come back with a warrant!”
Fuq orf am shiten
I would like to share this timeless classic
<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face <cassius_clay13> and runs away <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVERWow. Bryan sounds like a shit head. Good for him to keep stereotypes alive.
Just lads being lads, what a ledge 🤗
(The Lads on Tour movement needs to end fast)
