Nothign says sexy like a lady with a megacorp brand for jewelry…
/s for the people in the back
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I just press this button on my jacket and it shouts “Believe in yourself” and then electrocutes me. Just as good.
MFers read Speaker for the Dead and didn’t get that Jane was an annoying little shit.
(Haha just kidding, AI bros can’t read.)
laugh at this funny joke
HAHAHHAHA
Low IQ to worry about the actions of those who can’t do anything.
I actually cannot make decisions and I don’t mind admitting it. I already decided what to have for dinner WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DECIDE AGAIN???
This is like laundry all over again. Life is relentless.
Yes but once you start doing that, your ability to make decisions on your own get worse and you actually become useless. This would make things waaaay worse.
I know what I want for dinner. I want whatever fits in the air fryer because I cannot be arsed with mucking around with the oven when I get home from work.
Making dinner is much easier for me than deciding what to have. Mucking around with the oven? Just twiddle one knob m8!
“Earrings, have you been listening?”
whispers"yes."
“What do you think I should do?”
whispers"you are right to get another opinion about this. I definitely feel you should kill them all."“All…of them?”
“KILL THEM ALL! then we can be alone…forever.”Haha joke’s on you I don’t need possessed earrings for this
I don’t like the Grok one, the bottom half of it keeps falling off
Oh AI is super intelligent now, haven’t you heard, it can probably invent anti-gravity earrings
Just like the real thing.
Walking around with sphincter symbols is a bold choice.
They should get right on that. Start with this design and never listen to the naysayers when they say it can’t be done!
The impossibility of this design aside, I’d love myself an accretion disk black hole earring!
help my child swallowed my grok earring and grok won’t tell me what to do
Yes it will. Mrph brm nmph frnnn!!
Magnets!
Just don’t get them wet. They don’t work when they get wet, everyone knows that.
How do they work?
“My phone left me for a pelican” sounds like the start of a country song
Theu dont. Damn freeloaders.
What company is that? I can’t find it on this list.
The fascist one
Mechahitler
Gotta narrow that down a bit
Well grok was the only one that called itself Mechahitler, iirc
Elon Musk’s anime lolita girlfriend.
Loli not lolita. Don’t besmirch the adorable Japanese lolita fashion.
Lolita is a book about a pedophile and the little girl he wants to fuck.
Pederast *
It’s grok.
Better idea.
AI mood sensing dog collar and butt plug combo. Detects when you are feeling down and gives you a boost when you most need it.
Now, I’m not an AI fanboy, but, like… Id consider this…
Feeling sad? Prostate buzz.
Don’t think you need ai for that tbh
Might pavlov yourself into only being able to cum while crying
Bold of you to assume I can finish without crying currently…
Bold of you to assume that we don’t already assume everyone is depressed and tired online.
butt plug you say?
I’m sure it will lead to some perverse incentives.
This is actually a terrible idea, the psychological implications of linking sexual pleasure to negative emotions is a great way to ruin people.
ruin
well you know what they say about one man’s trash
You had me at dog.
I imagine grok just whispers rascist things in your ear.
racist things interspersed with revenge [child] porn
Can they arrest Elon for using CSAM to train his AI? If there was any justice he would be in front of a jury the second Grok first generated CP
I mean… they can, of course. “Will they?” is a different question. But I think we all know the answer to that one, unfortunately…
