Sci-Fi got there first. I really wish I could remember the titles of the 90’s anthologies I got from the library back in the day. In one very good short a galaxy famous artist gave his last official interview to an older reporter. Everyone had memory aids that perfectly stored information and then would give you your answers. Hers was an older version that was external so it could be left out of the room. Half of his personal journey was trying to retrace his unremembered past and an obsession with one unique color that was stuck in his memory. The inconsistency of natural memory can lead to new journeys and stories becoming legendary. If you have an Ai whisper in your ear all the time that you prefer red wine, you will never try the white.
Are these slopheads not aware of headphones?
Better idea.
AI mood sensing dog collar and butt plug combo. Detects when you are feeling down and gives you a boost when you most need it.
Now, I’m not an AI fanboy, but, like… Id consider this…
Feeling sad? Prostate buzz.
Might pavlov yourself into only being able to cum while crying
Getting an AI angel on my one shoulder and a AI devil on the other
Both tell you things to buy
Junji Ito did a story like that.
I imagine grok just whispers rascist things in your ear.
racist things interspersed with revenge [child] porn
I already have enough voices in my head…this one would probably be the least sane.
Classic
They should get right on that. Start with this design and never listen to the naysayers when they say it can’t be done!
Magnets!
What company is that? I can’t find it on this list.
The fascist one
Mechahitler
Gotta narrow that down a bit
Well grok was the only one that called itself Mechahitler, iirc
Elon Musk’s anime lolita girlfriend.
Loli not lolita. Don’t besmirch the adorable Japanese lolita fashion.
Lolita is a book about a pedophile and the little girl he wants to fuck.
It’s grok.
So, like a Bluetooth earpiece that requires some mall worker to use a hole-punch on your ear? Sign me up!
I’ll stick with my scheming eunuchs, thanks.
Where’s the Proton cat?
That’s a cursed item. You’re describing a curse. You’re going to get your soul eaten.
Thanks for sharing that!
That happened a long time ago for these dorks
Schizophren.ia
The one on the bottom left is amazing in that it appears to ge defying the laws of physics. The two halves do not connect, yet the bottom part still stays in place.
That’s the kind of stupidity I expect from corporate America: invent anti-gravity, but use it solely for an aesthetic purpose on the worst product imaginable.
Westworld Season 3.
As always…
