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Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I see your powdered milk and raise you powdered toast

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I see your powdered milk and raise you powdered toast

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Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    It’s packed with VITAMIN F!

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        What th-

        Wait. Never mind. I didn’t ask. I didn’t finish the question so you legally cannot answer. Per the… Geneva Convention. Yeah. That sounds right.

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          That’s among the least problematic shots in Ren & Stimpy.

          Don’t look it up, you’re not ready for it.

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              My nerve endings!

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          I’ll answer anyway. She’s farting because of the Vitamin “F” in powdered toast.

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          Little girl farts.

          They smell horrible.

          Source - I have four of them and the second we get in the car they all start ripping ass.

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    Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

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      Both of them??

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    So, like bread crumbs?

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      Huh, I never really thought about it in the context of “what if you turned toast to powder?”

      Powdered toast, also sometimes called cinnamon toast, is where you toast some bread and add some butter while it’s toasting so that it’s toasty and buttery. Then, you sprinkle on some “cinnamon-sugar,” aka, powdered cinnamon and granulated sugar mixed together, which sticks to the melted butter.

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        I always assumed it was just an absurd amalgamation of words

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        I always thought it was like French toast

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          I always assumed it was some fantastical product that operated like powdered milk, but reconstituted into toast. I never watched that much R&S though. I found the grotesque style (in both the classical and everyday senses) to be offputting. I was still watching cartoons in Junior High – hell, I still watch good ones now – but I was more a Tiny Toon Adventures/Animaniacs guy.

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            If you think the style was grotesque, don’t look into admitted groomer and abuser John Kricfalusi, the show’s creator.

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              Everything I love is terrible.

              I can’t even watch trailer park boys anymore.

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                I’ve never watched that show as anything I’ve imagined it to be seemed problematic. What thing ruined that show for you?

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                  The guy who plays Bubbles is on trial for SA

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    he put the pope on a mountain peak

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    Leave everything to me!

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    Backwards flying so you feel the wind between your cheeks.

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