I can’t imagine that an alien species would not have something analogous to alcohol that they would understand unless their biology is completely unaffected by what they put in their body. Confusing at first, but probably easily explained.

When the number of citizens is smaller than an acceptable standing army? 🤷‍♂️

The whole thing was written by humans, and King James wasn’t even one of the writers; they just translated it to English for the third time.. And they didn’t even do a direct translation. They translated a German version which was translated from Greek, which was translated from the original Hebrew.

Then get better at trolling. Your current material sucks shit.

Bro, do you understand what the difference between “than” and “then” is? Is English not your first language? You’re the only one who doesn’t seem to understand what I commented.

“You think anyone wants a round house kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.”

I am now imagining lawyers playing a game and only reporting on the legality of the actions they can do in the game.

“Yeah, see stealing cars is illegal, punching the driver and pulling them out is also illegal, getting a prostitute is illegal, and killing the prostitute to get your money back is SUPER illegal.”

My client (Connect) separates user deletions from mod deletions by having mod deletions have a link to the modlog for that post/comment.

I’ve been skunked before.

Which smelled bad (understatement), but didnt feel gross. Meanwhile, the solution being to wash yourself with tomato sauce felt hella icky.

Assuming you survive all the spells on your way to get within punching distance.

“Car!”

“Car!”

moves to side of road; car passes

“Game on!”

“Game on!”

Only joking in-so-far as an adult legally running a lemonade stand is gonna cost more than just making the stand and the lemonade. Hella places literally have shut kids down because they didn’t have a liscense to sell food.

I think a lot of it could be mitigated if Lemmy had an option to mute notifications on posts. If you are overwhelmed by responses, the only way to stop them is to delete the post.

deathguard beating the shit out of lifeguard trying to rescue someone

This one makes more sense with Lemmy than it ever did on Reddit. On Reddit, you can (or could anyway) turn off notifications for a post. On Lemmy if you don’t want to be spammed by notifications on a post you made, you only have the option of deleting the post. You can’t mute it.

I’ve met Elon Musk but I’m still gonna go with my ex-wife as being the biggest piece of shit on the planet who was in my life.

I had one in my previous house that build its nest on a ledge no bigger than an inch wide and everytime she laid an egg, it splattered on my back porch.

gets fucked in the ass

gags

Open up a lemonade stand on your front lawn.

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