If this is real, that prof is got some splainin to do.
Looks like a normal college day that ends with a ‘Y’ to me.
This has to be the weirdest violet08 post yet.
You know in one post she mentioned that she’s 17 years old. Now here she’s posting that she’s in college and her professor is laying there. Last week she posted that she was on vacation with her parents and she was topless on a beach. I’m pretty sure this is a fucking catfishing account from fucking hell.
Why make stuff up? I never mentioned I’m 17. Even back on my 1st account I shared that my username is birthflower+birthyear, and talked about my birthday bash in February. And clarified in that Brad Pitt post how I calculated the age gap. I literally never claimed this pic is mine…? I just share what I come across and find funny and interesting. My post history is out in the open and I said I’m on a solo trip with 2 guys tagging along from the beginning, never with my parents.
I get that some of you don’t like my content but lying like this in order to discredit me for some reason is wild af. And people wonder why I delete my account.
I might not like your content. I also don’t hate it.
However your content is better than no content. Please keep doing what you do. I don’t want to go out and touch grass because lemmy has no content anymore.
Everyone knows that if you post an image with funny text you must have personally taken the photo and be present in the given situation. Nobody takes images they find from other people and just posts them.
/s
Also, I found my first account archived on some random instance by Googling and you can see me talk about my birthday / my (then) future solo trip, lol:
https://herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol/post/46139/127907
https://herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol/u/violet08@lemmy.today


Don’t worry about the haters. Lemmy needs content, and your is fine.
Why are you assuming everything she posts is about her? Also, she’s not on holiday with her parents.
Depending on when the college is on break it doesn’t seem too unrealistic.
I’m pretty sure this is a fucking catfishing account from fucking hell.
The Marggot Robbie account was real tho
This isnt a violet08 image, this has been around longer (i believe)
She’s an imaginary internet construct, don’t worry about it.
I know I just find it hilarious to see all the thirsty dudes hanging in every post of “hers”
The antihero of Nicole the fediverse chick, who just wanted to be friends.
She wanted us to share our creditcard numbers, like only real good friends do
Friends with (financial) benefits.
Yup, she hasn’t engaged with anything I’ve said in replies, where I’ve had similar experiences in the past to what she’s described
Weird. You should link those posts so people know what’s going on. I hang seen that they said they are 17.
Yeah she said that she was 45 years younger than Brad Pitt.
Every post is like fifteen 9/11s.
12.2727?
I love that the guy has nothing(? no shirt anyway) on and she’s wearing a wig(?) and shirt.
Let this old guy have his cosplay kinks with his (alleged) student paramour.
Those are about her parents. This isn’t even real. The girl described is too rich for this dorm
So, are there two beds in that room?
I thought roommate just meant housemate, not sharing a literal room
Generally speaking, -mate means you share that thing. So housemate, flatmate, workmate etc.
What about coffee mate?
In America it can mean either, though in college it usually refers to a dorm mate, which often house 2 people. It also describes people who share an apartment/house but have separate rooms.
That’s because the typical American is a semi literate troglodyte, anywhere else you would refer to someone like that as a flatmate or housemate.
You must be British.
No, I just use words properly.
I thought roommate just meant housemate, not sharing a literal room
Welcome to

This looks like a college dorm. Op is taking the picture from their own bed.
Edit: based on the angle, they might be standing in front of their bed or sitting on the very edge.
In dormitories they do put 2 kids in a room and the dormitories are separated by gender but it doesn’t stop teens and young adults from bonking the noodles
My daughter who was a RA called it freshmen mating season.
Edit: She laughed and corrected my breeding to a mating.
I mean, they’ve spent the last 3+ years being horny all the time and now they’re away from their parents and unsupervised…
When I was an exchange student we had 3 guys in a tiny room. I paid for a hotel soon after
The neighbors in our exchange dorm were 4 huge South American guys. The room was so tiny and crammed, the beds occupied 85% of the space (they also had a tiny living room with a kitchen). They still got it going on with so goddamn many girls from the dorm. I think each one of them had another girl every night. How did they do it, I don’t know.
What I did was give some money to the other guys for beer so they would leave for an hour or so
No. There is a better way:
Awkward.
Just 3? Make it 4-8 with bunk beds in a room so tiny where literally the only free space is to stand in and walk to the end of the room and nothing else.
That’s not a room that’s a barracks lol
Does a professor want to be seen there though?
Yeah, that’s the hard to believe part here. A professor having sex with a student is believable. A professor having their photo taken while they’re in bed with a student by that student’s roommate and while they’re in the university’s dorm? That’s a lot harder to believe.
“Give me an A or I post it.”
“You wouldn’t dare. It would ruin both of our reputations.”
*click
It’s not the posting of the image that’s unusual. It’s the professor getting themselves into a situation where the picture might be taken. Horniness can cloud the mind, but surely they’d still think of doing it in their office, or at a motel instead of a student’s dorm room, especially if that student has a roommate.
Yeah, but depending on the college, as long as the student isn’t one of HIS students, it may be okay. Different colleges have different ethical standards, and while it’s still a dumb thing to do, it may not violate any university policies as long as he’s not actively teaching her.
Really? I can’t think of any place where it would be allowed. Maybe a grad student with a prof from another faculty, but not an undergrad and any prof.
One of those things that’s normal only in the US and nowhere else.
What are you talking about? It’s not that common in the US outside of college dormitories or extremely poor communities. And it’s pretty common in other countries for those same situations.
Most colleges in Germany have options where you aren’t stuffed in a room with others unless you want to. It’s generally a tiny bit cheaper to stuff yourself in there but even then I don’t see the appeal unless you know your roommate.
There’s probably less student housing but German universities are also more spread out, meaning that students have fewer reasons to live by the main campus.
University dorm accomodation exists in places other than the US. I lived in one with three people to the room in New Zealand.
university of Edinburgh technically has these dorms IIRC but I don’t think they’re in common use
Never hear about hostels which are much more common in other countries.
normal in Canada as well
If it’s dorm living, that’s usually the case. One shared room.
College. Traditionally dorms for US colleges are just a shared bedroom/study space in a hallway of similar rooms. The bathroom is also a community bathroom with banks of shower stalls, toilets/urinals, and sinks for every resident in that wing on that floor. Then there is a shared common space for everyone in the building for gatherings, recreation, studying, etc.
I never did a traditional dorm. I had a more apartment style arrangement on campus with two other roommates my first year in college. Unlike a traditional dorm, we had our own common area and bathroom for just the 3 of us, which was nice. But like a dorm, there was only one bedroom for all of us, with a twin size bunk bed and a twin size single bed. One of my roommates slept on a futon in the living room instead though, so it was really only me and another in the room. We were all friends from High School already too. So at least I didn’t have to share that tight space with two random strangers. We had enough drama with one of my roommates as it was.
I moved into real apartments the following years where I had my own room, even my own bathroom in one of them.
I went to ERAU Daytona, which had basically every kind of living arrangement you can think of except the traditional “bedrooms around a hallway around a communal bathroom” deal you described. Note: I have seen dorms exactly like that, but ERAU didn’t have them.
The closest you’d get was Doolittle hall, which has clusters of four rooms that share one bathroom, several to a hallway. McKay hall looks for all the world like an old motel, the room doors open to the outside world, each room has two beds, two desks and a bathroom in the back. The Student Village had a couple halls where a pair of rooms had a kind of antechamber for closet space with a bathroom in between, Adam and Wood halls. It also had O’Connor hall, where I lived, which featured 4 bedroom, 2 bath apartments with living rooms/kitchenettes, housing 8 men total. Just off of that was Stimpson Hall, where upperclassmen still living on campus lived. Imagine a conjoined studio apartment, is the best way I can describe this; two men lived in two bedrooms sharing a small common area and kitchen. Apollo Hall had just been built and they were filling it up, I never saw the interior of that building.
she asked for the A but got the D 😕
If she’s lucky, a D+
why are so few guys into anilingus?
too dry
Hey, be gracious, your roommate is getting you an A. Taking one for the team if you will. That’s a real ride or die roommate there.
Heh, ride.
Why is the Mac charger going into the top drawer on that dresser?
If I had to guess, I’d say there’s probably a Mac in that drawer and it’s getting charged
Kinky
You’d pinch the cable closing the drawer tho
Many people don’t care that much - and yeah, I’m also suffering with the poor cable
Only if you close it tightly. And having the computer in the drawer means that you’re less likely to knock it off onto the floor. Potential damage to a charger cable vs. potential damage to a laptop – one’s a lot cheaper.
Sounds like an edge case ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Depends on the build quality perhaps. There might be sufficient gap to not be pinchy.
Apple Dresser
Asking the real questions
Wasn’t this meme AI? I remember seeing this back on twitter… Don’t remember for sure if it was, it’s still funny tho lol
no idea honestly i just came across it while scrolling
side note but omg fuck ai i’m so tired of this shit😭

Yeah I just assume everything online is fake now lol. I reversed image search and reddit confirmed it’s ai.
The give away to me is the dresser. Everything else is too blurred to tell. I’m guessing that’s on purpose
Cows had AI before computers took over. Artificial Insemination.
Maybe the kids are alright.
Proud of you, Vi
mood
I am sorry but the very picture about wondering whether things are AI or not looks terribly like AI…
the real question, are you AI? am I?
You are AI. I’m not. Unless I am.
Very hard to get an AI to make an image that consistently blurred. Very likely a real photo.
Physically impossible to blur an AI image.
Difficult to do it in a way that is physically consistent with a camera lens/sensor.
I don’t see any of the expected issues with AI (garbled text, impossible geometry, strange anatomy, etc) in this picture. Of course it’s quite possible to just edit a portion of an existing picture with AI, and it will match the rest. So I may have been overstating the difficulty.
Difficult to do it in a way that is physically consistent with a camera lens/sensor.
That’s really not true at all. Lots of photo software has precise metrics on a multitude of actual camera lenses specifically to compensate (remove) for the inherent optical properties of said lenses. Using those same metrics to mimic the optical properties of those lenses, rather that remove them, is also fairly common. The optical properties of the sensors are obviously also well known, otherwise digital photography simply wouldn’t work. This photo may or may not be AI, but the existence of blurring neither proves nor excludes either possibility.
They both got what they wanted.
























