easy, the left one.
France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore
Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England
hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.
Respect
Hating Fr*nce keeps you sharp in these trying times where Br*tain is too busy self-owning.
We used to hate on the US too, but now i just feel bad for how hard it’s destroying itself. like watching someone stab himself in the dick repeatedly
You’re allowed to say Froance here.
It’s actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!
Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?
I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn’t be picking No More *hio?
Fair
Nohio or Ohion’t?
USA in general.
Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know it’s the only place that still uses LaserQuest’s guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.
If so, I’m down.
oh shit, i’ve gotta go check the pitch ‘n’ putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don’t know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we’re on opposite sides of the country.
aaaand it looks like half the time their laser tag arena is some kind of paintball? I do not understand all these newfangled games they have invented. when we were kids we’d just take our squirt guns out to the maze and play there
But i like it here :( 🇫🇷
Should I prepare a lifeboat ?
French Noah’s ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.
Fuck, we’re not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine
fill the ark with wine and forget about the french. it’s for the greater good
Get off my ark it’s muh wine !
Two shipping containers of wine.
I swear some people would waste a genie.
No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever’s left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.
As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins…
Uncensor that friggin f-word!
We are allowed to curse on the internet!
Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot be uncensored even in the free internet
it’s not like they said Belgium
Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won’t disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.
Isn’t one of the options supposed to have a downside?
This is like asking “do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?”
It is… acceptable
can i get a french catgirl?
Yes, but she will smoke like a fucking chimney.
Any downsides?
She will age horribly, she will die sooner, you might die sooner (second hand smoking is not good).
The best they can do is a catgirl in a french maid outfit
That is the superlative, so
what about a franch maid in a catgirl outfit?
damn that’s cute :)
if that’s yours, bravo
not mine, it was a meme last year
Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?
Not trying to be creepy, it’s just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.
i can’t tell if you’re joking or Statesian about that tip line
so it’s a really good joke
Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it’s the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there’s a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that’s just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.
yeah, but free candy! also we gotta pay for our SSDs somehow and I ain’t getting a job how about you
Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don’t want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.
Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that’s more your speed :)
“I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world.”
I wish that guy was hyper-allergic to cats.
i wish catgirls were hypoallergenic. except to that dude
I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.
based :3
yknow who else hates France? The ruling class
Uhh… neither?
Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and
abandonset her free.I do own a have-a-heart trap
or sell her to felon muskrat for billions of dollars but arm her with a gun so she can kill him (you wouldnt actually give her to him thatd be a fate worse than death probably)
I am the catgirl gf :3
good news, France is melting as we speak.
wishing works
Can I pick you? :3
No. You must pick to eliminate France.
only if my gf lets :p
Perhaps it would convince her if I’ll also be a catgirl gf? >:3
I can’t even express how much I’m choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.
I’m sure the cargirl gf would also choose the same.
she understand
what’s the issue with france?
The list is so long that my instance would crash
I wouldn’t know where to start.
