Reading some shitsposts about violet’s flings
These are a few of my favorite things
BDSM and double penetration, Violets down with any orientation,
Silver white winters that melt into spring,
These are a few of my favorite things
Aww, this was so sweet
Just needs a sick beatbox beat “boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats”
Pawn shops that don’t ask where I got those rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
❤️
Bopping the bird till it’s not got its wings
brown paper bags tie it all up with string,
protecting my dick from the burning hot sting
When my hog bites.
When my pee stings.
When I’m feeling saaaad.
They just don’t write songs like they used to.
There once was a man from Nantucket
I keep telling my hens that if they don’t shape up their acts they’re going right to the spit.
It’s a bluff, of course. They’re layers and I’m vegetarian.
But there’s this one girl that’s got me tempted…she’s not plump, she’s just dumb and annoying. An Americana Idiot.
Greasy and slimy and now I got burns That’s how the rotisserie chicken turns.
Your mom’s familiar with all of my kinks
I don’t know how to switch accounts and fucked up my wife’s entire persona she was building by commenting under her account. Instead of deleting the comments when I realised my mistake, I instead just switched accounts and left those comments there for her to find when she woke up. I claim to have planned to go back to delete them, but instead I was just gonna completely forget about them.
I am so smart 🤓
Hookers that offer cheap motel-room flings…
These are a few of my favorite thiiiiings…
That’s the tune I sung it to as well!
I would certainly hope so, since the “raindrops on roses” line is literally the first line of the song.
Doesn’t even rhyme
is this like the british sauce/source thing? I can’t think of any way to say it that doesn’t rhyme
or like people that say melk?
chicken is /ˈt͡ʃɪkɪn/, kitten is [kʰɪtn̩]. one is -ɪn, one is -n
It does if you sing it.
That guy doesn’t realize you CAN rhyme things with “orange”
