slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agothree cheers for fate!lemmy.imagisphe.reimagemessage-square89linkfedilinkarrow-up1670arrow-down19cross-posted to: politicalmemes@lemmy.world
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minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 months agoWhat’s up with the guy on the right? I don’t know who that is.
minus-squareyopyop@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up114·2 months agoLuigi Mangione. I don’t know why he’s there, this guy did nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
minus-squaremanualoverride@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up72·2 months agoRight! All he did was enjoy a meal, a succulent McDonalds meal.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 months agoThen some cops showed up, and he yelled “THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS!”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoYeah and what sin did the submarine commit?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThat submarine is a Goddamned saint!
minus-squareIoughttamow@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up37·2 months agoSome guy I saw in Hawaii on 2024-12-04
minus-squaremanualoverride@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months agoThat is our lord and saviour Luigi, looking ripped.
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 months agoI’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agotakes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it… continues sucking nipple
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoLuigi Mangione, the alleged killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
minus-square∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoAlleged ‘denier of not having bullets in his chest’ actually
What’s up with the guy on the right? I don’t know who that is.
Luigi Mangione. I don’t know why he’s there, this guy did nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Right! All he did was enjoy a meal, a succulent McDonalds meal.
Then some cops showed up, and he yelled “THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS!”
GENTLEMAN!
Truly DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
Yeah and what sin did the submarine commit?
That submarine is a Goddamned saint!
Some guy I saw in Hawaii on 2024-12-04
That is our lord and saviour Luigi, looking ripped.
I’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
takes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple
What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it…
continues sucking nipple
That’s not my nipple.
Carry on,
I’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?
Luigi Mangione, the alleged killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
Alleged ‘denier of not having bullets in his chest’ actually
Those are orcas