Jack Daniels? Disgusting. Get some proper whiskey instead. I prefer the onion fried, with some fries, and a chunk of cheese. Real cheese though.
The fork is the part that bothers me the most. So much handle, so little tine.
Consider the average fork. Do the times need to be so long? When have you ever needed to impale your food to a depth of 40mm or more?
Conversely, think on when you have picked up food and it slid down the times, so that to bite it off you must insert the bare tubes perilously deep into your mouth where you might strike a tooth or the tongue?
Shorter fork tines are the way of the future
That’s barely enough room for spaghetti! I won’t stand for this!
Can you share the recipe?
FFS at least peel it first.
I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a “woman” in the kitchen.
I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it’s not that difficult.
Do check what community this post is in
Wouldn’t be Lemmy without someone going off the rails in the comments.
This is OP’s second account and he just wanted to flex his cooking.
Source: I made it up
I should not have read this post hungry…
Boy Dinner is a different vibe, but if we’re talking cooking and sexist, I did have a gay uncle who was happy to be quoted saying;
“Women don’t belong in the kitchen… if you want a good meal”
Man was wildly out of pocket announcing that every hosted Thanksgiving to his sister’s eyerolls, but he knew how to cook a mean fucking steak!
My dinner from last night
<3
Not enough beans
That’s what I’m having, minus the onion.
I knew a lady who liked wiskey better than me. She pissed the bed and all over me. It got old so I left and then she had a kid. She was considered a functioning professional adult and I was the scrub. Don’t don’t believe the hype boyeeeee
Penisisisisis’s VS vijayjayzzzzz
Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats
Do your boys like having their tools disintegrate in their hands?
No, but doing dishes is no fun.
I was thinking the same earlier, there might be a personal post in the future, stay tuned :)
… but what’s the onion for? 🤔
To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
To explain why does a single man drink and cry.
Man tears
So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
Im not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna… for one.
Exactly
Providing satirical news articles
Flavor for the plate
To cleanse the palate.
Boy dinner
Without the onion it’s man dinner.
I could swear I recently saw a post about someone eating an onion and drinking alcohol afterward
Well of course we eat the Onion and wash it down with whiskey, how else are we supposed to encounter parody news???
Needs hot sauce
Actually amazing that way. I used to eat baked potatoes, raw onion with hot sauce when I was broke lol
Put that onion in a pan in a medium oven, just like that, for an hour or so depending on how big it is, then peel it and add some salt.
Yum.
Tried this once after townsends (cooking yt channel that makes old timey food) said that it was really easy and good. Was easy. Was also terrible, do not recommend. Can bake a potato for exactly the same effort and get something 10 times better.
On the grill it’s pretty good, but it does take a long time, and you hollow out the very middle and jam a bunch of butter in there, then tinfoil the whole thing. Keep it at high temp for a full hour. But yeah since learning how to do it, I’ve done it 0 times, so
I bake onions all the time and they are really good, but the onion you choose makes a big difference. For potatoes you get different results as well but it’s all still pretty much hot starchy goodness. For onions you want something with a decently robust skin on it and mot something like a modern yellow onion which has a pretty thin outer layer and will probably overcook/dry on the outside before the inside gets nice and cooked.
