I don’t see Zendaya in this pic?
See? This obsession with fashion makes no sense to me, this is why I’ll never grow out of band shirts and random thrifted everything else.
Did he recently get a kid? Because on your shoulder/chest is where all the puke and snot goes.
Maybe he got a parrot, since that’s where the poop goes too.
I thought I was his cum rag 😢
No guarantee this is the right answer, but it is common for celebrities to wear just shitty dirty looking clothes to ruin paparazzi photos. Since they look dirty, they sell for less and then there’s less demand.
Daniel Radcliffe once wore the same outfit for months to fuck with paparazzi. Because of the same outfit it would all look like photos from the same day which the paparazzi couldn’t sell.
That actually makes sense.
MODS!!! BAN THIS GUY!!!
Same as wearing the exact same boring outfit every day so every photo looks like any other Wednesday
I do that and I’m not even a celebrity
Don’t panic
Which would be odd behavior for celebrities who notify the paparazzi in advance of where & when they’ll be someplace.
I never understood the idea of a wank sock or a cum rag. What’s wrong with toilet paper? Why are you keeping your old cum, you dirty fuckers?
So i both agree and disagree with you.
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Why are they keeping their old cum? That’s gross ur right. They should be WASHING the cum rags between uses.
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TOILET PAPER?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT’S SO CRUMBLY! SO SMALL! Evaporates into dust
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It’s eco-friendly, more sustainable. Why are you killing trees?
Or if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and then deposit it in the toilet.
Foreskins 🥰
Oh my!
This one hasn’t heard of the cum box
😏💦
Or the jar…
Or the sourdough starter…
Wait what-
What about the coconut?
Cumconut?
Cumquatcunut.
Or the pumpkin! 🎃
Or the cum drawer
Oh god no.
There was also a coconut…
Don’t start up with your coconut shit again.
I was there. I was there three-thousand years ago.
Using sandpaper to jerk off is fabulous.
What grit are we talking about? 🤔
5
You can’t go wrong with any grit really.
Meat crayon now has another meaning…
The “road rash” is sublime
I can’t speak for all guys, but I can easily fire through toilet paper and Kleenex.
leave some space for cum deceleration.
So uh, you free tonight…? 🥺👉👈
Have you heard of folding, Mr Bullet Spunk?
Oh I do, 3 folds is a must, so 6 ply.
This is why I just use a cum rag and wash it and get to reuse a thick and sturdy rag
I used too, but it was staining and leaving spots like the picture. Either that or they aren’t making t-shirts like they used to.
Then it has stained nothing a value to me at least. Also bleach exists
Show-off
So far I haven’t heard of a single useful application for the ability. Despite my best efforts, I discovered that I’m not capable of successfully shooting to swing from building to building.
Now I’m imagining Diarrhea 4 but with cum. Might be a little harder to animate. And the sound effects and music might also prove problematic.
lol Just use 16bit gen grunts and for the music, use a cheesy porn knock off from the 80’s like, “Bow Chickabow, Chicka Bow-Wowww”
What kinda shit-ass tp do you buy
I see what you did.
It’s the expensive Charmin, I don’t want my fingers poking through lol.
I mean there’s no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren’t jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that’s how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.
This sounds fake and gay. Real men wear their cum with pride, pulling crusty socks up to ankles and knees.
Oh god, the shoebox. I have reddit trauma.
There was a comic book where a guy was gonna cum on some toilet paper, fold it, wait for it to dry, then use it as a knife.
What stopped him?
Nothing. He succeeded and managed to slit his own throat.
You know your comics!
That would make for a good Mythbusters episode.
“While researching techniques to make this, we came accross something called a ‘limp biscuit’. Jamie’s excited to try this! We’ve got the B team coming over to help.”
Try an actual washcloth or towel sometime. Way more comfortable and just overall better than toilet paper imo. Throw it in the laundry after use. In total, it’s not gross, it’s more comfy, and it’s arguably more environmentally friendly.
Why not wank into a flannel?
Fine, if you’re washing it after.
Might be high end fashion.
Really expensive clothes look like poor people clothes.
Like you spilled bleach in your shirt.
Idk.
OR he bleached it and is trolling fashion obsessed Poor’s.
That’s not even slightly satirical, that’s been true for decades. Ever since the first pair of ripped jeans.
I saw a YouTube video about “why do rich people want to dress poor”.
And I think the main take away was that poor people are more hip. So they think it makes them look cool.
And that ultimately they don’t want people to think they are snooty rich people because this makes them a target.
I have met rich kids at the last university I attended and I can say that rich kids are much more boring people. They have no interesting stories. No sage advice to share with classmates that came from a hardship or traumatic experience.
They are bland as fuck. And I think they know it.
A friend of mine used to call them “white bread/bred”
We are both white. But these type of people are like clueless to how the world works. No concept of being down and out.
For instance I had complained to a fellow student at said university that I was nervous about losing funding and how to afford rent and they said with complete sencerity…
"Dani, just get a credit card "
Like , how could I be so dumb?. Of course. Just get a credit card. Or better yet, have my parents get me one. I can’t believe I didn’t think of that.
But that’s a legit example of what I mean by being completely clueless. And this wasn’t some 18 year old. This was grad school. So another student in their mid to late 20s said this to me.
I wonder if that holds true in general, the poorer you are, the harder your life has been, more interesting you become. Would that make a sub-saharan handicapped trans gal the most interesting person in the world to be around?
I dunno, I kinda want to meet her now. Seems like she has some stories!
No, that’s not how it works, lol
Derelicte
I think you’re very correct, I see this type of shit all the time with expensive clothes.
That’s probably a $300 T-shirt, not joking. For a guy like that, $300 is like me spending $1 on a shirt at the flea market because I like it.
true and often have intentional rips and holes in them
I never wear a shirt that has fewer than 4 holes
Who’s to say it’s “his” cum rag? The brother might just be borrowing it. We should, as a community, stop being so quick to jump to conclusions. Smh.
Good title tho
I’ve also stopped caring if the baby pukes a bit of milk on my shirt. Quick wipe, on with the day.
Infants will up your “disgusting” index quite a bit. I still never got used to snot and thank gods my kids didn’t do that much. Shit? I can man up and deal. Snot? 🤮
The worst was the mucous in the shit. That was where I hit my limit.
He has kids?
You mean Zendaya’s cum rag.
Hot
I think it looks cool. You do you, mister!
“How did they even see my socks?!” - Tom reading the article
Most of the time, somebody has a slobbering pooch.
Yes, hence the need for the cum rag
It’s probably a dog
*dogs be slobbery and it can be easy to overlook if you own a slobbery dog (I’m not a fan of dogs for this reason, sorry friends :( )
