He wasn’t a running joke before?
I don’t think he’s run in his life.
Wheezing orange man
What about running after underage women?
He’s more of an ambush predator than a pursuit predator.
Gods, I hope they can run.
Yeah well the person the Nobel committee gave it to is a Trump supporter and wants the US to intervene in Venezuelan politics. They gave it it Trump by proxy even if he is too stupid to realize it.
He’s peacefully murdering people in international waters.
So much peace. Big peace.
They’re all saying it. Every time I see somebody they’re saying the same thing. They say mister trump you’re the most peaceful guy I know. I heard somebody say that once and now they’re all saying it.
They all come up to me and stop and they say sir, I’m sorry to hear you lost the prize to a very nasty person. A real nasty person. I hear she didn’t even win in her own country you know, and I shake my head and I say it’s too bad, the state of things. A big shame. You know who else was big? Palmer. Let me tell you about palmer …
Bigly peacful
Its probably out of character for them, but the Nobel Commitee should make an announcement of things they consider disqualifiers for the prize to see if they can push him into relenting on his fascism.
You know, "we will not consider any leader as a candidate who imposes or utilises martial law to rule their country. We will not consider any candidate who orders international killings of civilians.
We will not consider any candidate that ignores their own countries constitutional protections when it comes to foreign nationals living in its territories, etc.we will not consider any leader as a candidate who imposes or utilises martial law to rule their country.
Anwar Sadat got the Nobel Peace Prize in 1978.
We will not consider any candidate who orders international killings of civilians.
Henry Kissinger got the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973.
We will not consider any candidate that ignores their own countries constitutional protections when it comes to foreign nationals living in its territories
Yitzhak Rabin got the Nobel Peace Prize in 1994, and Menachem Begin got it jointly with Sadat in 1978.
Any requirement that the Nobel Peace Prize, the most prestigious act of virtue signaling in the world, be limited only to good people, would collapse under the weight of its own hypocrisy.
I mean it always has been a bit hypocritical. It was Noble’s attempt to whitewash his memory as the creator of dynamite, which was almost immediately used as a weapon in the Franco Prussian war.
He’s deploying the military against his own people for protesting his crimes against humanity…
Major media and social media seem to promote the winner - Maria Corina Machado - despite that she is a Trump fan, and Israel supporter. Also in Mastodon she is trending.
Peace prize for Trump? The guy who started a war? With his own citizens?
He also thinks he’s smart, attractive, beloved by all Americans, and good at golf. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and just thinks that’s the way it’s supposed to be. It’s never occurred to him that he might not deserve anything he wants, from companies to political victories to sexual conquests to accolades.
It never has, and never will, coz Fat Donny doesn’t do Learning.
He’s demented.
i wish he was directly and unambiguously mocked a lot more
“But amid the naked ambition behind Trump’s push for peace in Gaza, even those who have been highly critical of the war have hailed the deal as a major achievement.”
It seems like they are celebrating too early. Getting the hostages back doesn’t end the war. Once the hostages are returned, they’ll go right back to genocide.
I’m laughing that the committee awarded the prize to a Venezuelan. Trump is going to be raging all day - all caps screeching about how he deserved to win, how Maria Machado is a loser, about how many conflicts he resolved etc. His government is going to be striking out against Venezuela (despite the winner being an opponent of the regime), Norway and the Nobel Prize organization. Fox will be on a rage fest too and all his proxies too. I guarantee that we’ll see esteemed members of Nobel getting detained at US borders, being deported etc because Trump is a sore loser little bitch.
I hadn’t heard that they gave it to someone else until I read your post.
That’s hilarious. Any day that Trump is unhappy is a good day. I love to see unhappy billionaires because they always thought their money would make them happy, and it doesn’t. Their solution is that they’ll finally be happy if they have even more.
Now we’re going to have to hear him cry about it for the next year, like the world-class sore loser that he is. He’ll probably try to get his followers to storm the Nobel HQ.
The bright side is that maybe he’ll go around settling wars and conflicts around the world. Maybe we can steer his naked ambition to do some good.
Oh Trump is gonna be a little mean bitch girl about this for sure.
Why am I seeing so many comments with the word removed? Is there some filter in this instance tagging very specific words?
Your instance is heavily censored, both in terms of that filter, and also your instance admins who are very, very ban-happy towards people who don’t share the same views they do. I recommend switching to a less controlling instance if that sounds like a problem to you.
Yeah it’s the .ml instance filtering certain words that can be used as slurs such as b_tch and ret_rd.
Hopefully it changes Machados mind on calling him a visionary
Cool. How about them Epstein files? If you want a peace prize, they should be released to settle the matter finally. Then you can have your participation trophy Mr. Poopypants.
because Trump is a sore loser little bitch.
I think it’s worse than that. His cult members are sore for him. Trump probably won’t flag everyone he wants detained, but his disciples will do it for him to please daddy.
Not that I think Trump’s not petty enough, I think he’s not capable enough.
Yeppers. Childish tantrum incoming in 3…2…
When you’re looking for a peace prize while pitting US citizens against each other, you know it’s because whatever “immunity” you got won’t be enough to hide from your crimes. - People aren’t dumbasses donny.
I agree with everything but the last sentence. There is a huge percentage of the population that are dumbasses
You mean they stole it from him? Like the election?
Oh yeah. Anything the orange lard ass fails to win, is stolen. Anything he wins, he cheated.
The only thing the corpulent cunt deserves, is a grave plot in the back of the prison yard. I hope he wins one of those soon.
He knows he’ll never see the inside of a jail cell. He knows he doesnt have the decade or so that trial would take, even if the house and senate magically flipped this midterm and the dems were able to impeach him and his court.
He just wants the accolades before he dies.
Why not offer a participation trophy called the ‚Noble Piece Prize‘? At his reading level he’ll not notice any difference and no one is going to tell him.
They have ignobel prizes.
I like the idea but I must say it’s going to be hard to hold our noses and proclaim anything he does to be “noble” even for the sake of the joke.
How about the Mobile Pizza Prize, a baby mobile with golden pizza slices on it?
I like it.
Obama still living in his head rent free
And Obama’s drone strikes live rent free in the minds of an entire generation of people in the middle east. Still weird as fuck that he got a peace prize, but it would be much weirder if Trump received one.
Indeed. That any imperialist ruler or diplomat gets a peace prize is absurd. Especially from the USA, but any big power would also be absurd.
I was wondering about that as well so I looked into the dates. Apparently Obama got the award in October 9, 2009, and some of the first controversial drone strikes under his administration were in March and April of 2009. Dude came out the gate drone striking and the Nobel Committee just ignored it.
Nobody has made a stronger argument of Obama’s unworthiness as the man himself: https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/the-press-office/remarks-president-acceptance-nobel-peace-prize
Obama got the Peace Prize for creating hope after dubya … and partly in order to “bind” him to commuting to peace.
That was not one of the better selections.
Haha. Wouldn’t it be awesome if the next POTUS after Drumpus, was awarded a Peace Prize LOL ? It would be the only reason to wish Mushroom Dick a slightly longer life, so that he can enjoy that moment too.
His legacy will have been that of having been the biggest embarrassment in American history.
It will be (and already is) much, much worse than just an embarrassment.
We will be lucky if we have a democracy after his term.
It looks like he’s reforming the government so that it follows the dictates of the President who is wholly owned by the billionaire oligarchs of the world.
We’ll survive this. Trust me.
I think it’ll be similar to Nixon. They were similar people, anyway.
Probably not if there is another civil war or the nation balkanizes.
That civil war is a few years late.
Not going to happen, everybody’s glued to TVs and social media, too bothersome to get out of the couch and do something.Yeah. I listened to an episode of ologies about this.
Age is a big part of it. Like no one over 30 wants to risk everything for something they believe in.
The average age is older than it was in the civil war era.
He is truly removed from reality if he thinks he deserves the Nobel peace prize.
I don’t think deserving things (or not) is really a relevant consideration for people like that. They just have things that they want for whatever reason and the power (or not) to have them
Remember how Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from Bob Kraft? He just asked to look at it then walked out of the room with it. I bet Trump would do exactly the same thing with a Nobel medal if he had the chance.
Trump did nearly the same thing with some young injured military guy’s Purple Heart. Trump told him much he admired it, obviously fishing, so the guy offered it to Trump, probably never imagining that Trump would actually take it.
Instead, Trump said “I’ve always wanted one of these!” And kept it.
he stole money from a cancer charity for kids, he would do this.
Literal Kindergarten behavior.
I had to look this up. Omg holy crap, that might have actually happened. How sad. Honestly after that I kinda hope they just made him another one and didn’t tell pooty LOL.
Lol is that a real thing?
He’s basically a grown up Varuka Salt
The weird prototype gum ended in a orange Creamsicle instead of a blueberry pie, apparently.
That was Violet Beauregarde’s fate. Veruca was the one who was a bad egg (or a bad nut, in the book/Depp adaptation).
But in keeping with the theme, Trump wins nothing. He loses, good day sir.
He’s basically a
grown upolder Varuka SaltFTFY
Overgrown toddler mentality. He doesn’t use logic, doesn’t consider other people, fairness, accomplishments, optics, etc. He just wants it, hasn’t been told ‘no’ enough, and has Big Feelings about it…
He could always resign?
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his mind became mush from all that cocaine abuse, to the point hes permanently incontinent.
He knows he’s dying and is having an end of life crisis. He desperately wants to be liked by the same type of cunts that pick nobel piece prices as sail on mega yatchs before he starts getting fucked in the ass by Satan.
pineapple, in his case, it would be a very LARGE DURIAN.
