My wife does spins whenever she’s wearing a dress that will float out. I probably would too if I fit in such a dress.
I feel like dresses are probably the most forgiving piece of clothing fit-wise.
As a fat, dress wearing guy: yes.
You’ve seen a fat suit. Now try fat dress.
Every dress I wear is a fat dress.
Honestly, I find hospital scrubs very forgiving. Medical staff looking fine in those greens and blues
They’re so comfortable, too.
I had a pair that lasted through my teens and 20s. That’s like, compared to fast fashion, scrubs are the John Wick of clothes.
The swoosh 😍
It’s fun to watch my kid attempt a cartwheel, he turns about 1 radian and then folds onto the floor. He’ll get it right one of these days, but I think I like this part better
Rad
Lol, sameI’m hardly any better
True that I see less people doing this, but there are some that keep it alive, my sister still randomly cartwheels everywhere she goes, she even learnt how to do it while holding her beer, and without spilling it !
Ok, that I’d like to see.
Yeah, disbelieve. We’re gonna need to see a gif or something of your sister doing this.
EDIT: This is how to properly internet. Take notes younglings. This is how you summon content 😉
18 years ago
Prehistoric YouTube is the best.
Yup that’s pretty much this ! With a tad more momentum so she’s able to remove the hand on the ground mid wheel
I didn’t realize you weren’t who I replied to at first and was mega confused why your adult sister looked 11.
I was like “holy shit these hipster lemmings and their cathode ray tube TVs”
That is the most arresting thing I’ve heard all day.
Damn cops! Always ruining things…
I’d do a cartwheel if I had the body of an 8 year old, I can’t even do the dishes without backpain now
I turn my seat heaters on for back pain
Why would you need the back pain?
Makes me feel alive.
Just to feel something
Im not a women but im gonna hit a cartwheel on my way to work tomorrow for the tweet poster. Hopefully I can still do it and don’t fall into the mud.
:update: I did but it was a shit cartwheel. I’m way heavier than last time I did one.
Hopefully I can still do it
Honestly, I used to do a lot of cart wheels as a boy, because fun. Now my shoulders and back say ‘uh, sir, you’re like 200 lbs, gtfo’
In my country a woman suspected of murder did a cartwheel while waiting to be interrogated and the police basically took that as an admission of guilt
Pretty sure cops regardless of country will take any out of the norm behavior as an admission of guilt. They just be like that
I recently used this as an example of how mass surveillance escalates suspicion. If you drive home from work the same way for months and then change your route, that can be grounds for suspicion and investigation. Nevermind, you just charted a better path home.
And as law enforcement works in the US, post PATRIOT act, if you can be investigated under general suspicion, rather than for a specific crime. And you will be charged for any crimes discovered. And if you are in sight of the police (e.g. in an ALPR database) then every possible set of behaviors and conditions are suspicious.
In both times you’ve brought it up then, you are correct
Whimsy detected!! Deviant thoughtpatterns likely!! Danger!! Danger!! Crush it quickly!
Maybe the victim was murdered by a cartwheel.
Killer cartwheel.
I’m sorry, what?
It’s a cultural thing. You wouldn’t understand.
I saw a girl under 10 do cartwheels today. First time in a while.
I work at a primary school and I see random cartwheels almost every day.
I work at a Home Depot. I also see cartwheels all the time.
I certainly wouldn’t put it past home depot to hire elementary school kids!
Literal toddlers at customer service
I work at a cart factory
Maybe, hopefully, OP just doesn’t spend as much time with girls as he did when a little boy. Anyway random cartwheels are definitely still a thing.
Edit: turns out I can’t read
He definitely said in the post that women don’t do random cartwheels, not girls.
This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul.
I think OP was saying that as they grow up girls stop doing cartwheels. Because grown girls don’t do cartwheels. I think you should see it as a “we live in a society” meme
Edit: turns out I can’t read
This is because society is evil and has killed the reading impulse in your soul
Can confirm, have 6yo daughter obsessed with perfecting her cartwheels.
Tell her that most girls lose their cartwheel magic as they get older. Encourage her to keep it up and to not ever be afraid to do one!
Boys (and girls) lose their jumping out of trees magic too. Getting older sucks.
Keep that magic as long as you can. The more magic you use, the longer you get to keep it.
I know a few people that still do and I treasure them
Back when boys were boys and girls were dizzy
Be the change you want to see in the world. Transition, then do a cartwheel in a skirt.
They still do random carthweels.
that reminds me. when I was a kid I tried to do a cartwheel repeatedly until I fell in a really painful way and then after that I’d just watch others do cartwheels enviously
Read this, quite literally did a cartwheel in an act of whimsy and solidarity against the encroaching darkness before responding.
(It was actually kind of fun and my back only hurts a tiny bit. One handed cartwheels used to be the preferred move, but fuck no).
